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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2015 22:26:23 GMT
S'acadmic. When I win everything, none of you cunts are invited. There will be a single photo. It will be of me. I will have my boxers pulled up, high at the waist, up the crack of my arse, g string styley. Nutsack will be hanging out as I bend over to pick something up off the floor, looking back coquettishly over my shoulder. It will cost $1,000,000 and probably be bought by the Wu Tang Clan, cos they will like the vibe... can you draw a smiley face on your nutsack, that always makes me giggle! |
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Post by sturban on Dec 19, 2015 12:19:01 GMT
Do we all have to dress up in black tie for the award ceremony? Is there gonna be red carpets, champagne and all that stuff!? Who's gonna hold down Iggy to stop him doing a 'Jarvis Cocker' when Dr Plip wins an award? I hope all these small finer details have been sorted. Oh, you also forgot the best moobs award, which I would like to nominate myself for. Yes, except for me (dressing gown - but one of those short ones that barely covers the top of the thighs) and Dr Plip (messiah robes - aka his comfy lounge wear). No red carpets, no champers. Damp towels casually slung about and tizer, at best. You're just a fuckin tease! |
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Post by IggyWiggy on Dec 22, 2015 20:39:18 GMT
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