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Post by IggyWiggy on May 1, 2015 17:48:56 GMT
... particularly if I get my knob out. Don't worry, nobody will notice that |
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Post by doyle on May 1, 2015 17:53:12 GMT
if you post it on the gorilla comp thread you might win
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2015 18:17:00 GMT
... Later I may A. Call everyone a cunt B. Tell everyone I love them. C. A bit of both I apologise in advance, particularly if I get my knob out. Ta. Do the combo, write i love cunt on your knob now then when you loose the ability to speak coherently later you can pop it out as a chat up line. Classy |
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Post by IggyWiggy on May 1, 2015 18:25:40 GMT
... Later I may A. Call everyone a cunt B. Tell everyone I love them. C. A bit of both I apologise in advance, particularly if I get my knob out. Ta. Do the combo, write i love cunt on your knob now then when you loose the ability to speak coherently later you can pop it out as a chat up line. Classy Or just squeeze ILC on there, people will probably be able to work it out. Maybe write a 'key' on your forhead, then they'll definitely understand |
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2015 18:37:16 GMT
I once wrote "Fuck off you fuckng fucker" on my bellend, but on the slack it just read "Fof"... Ha, remember those flashy things were you type a message then whoosh it through the air in the dark and it says the message in the air? Me and the missus were nicknamed horse in the younger years (nothing to do with knobs) and we brought this thing to an after party, messy afair, when it was night of the living dead stage of the night we had some mushroom soup, not much talking going on and we pulled out this gadget and typed horses say hello, simple but funny at that point, surprisingly sent the night into a frenzy of paranoia, we'd no idea but were told the next day we were waving this thing at everyone saying HORSES SAY HELL laughing histerically. Turns out it only allowed for 15 digits including spaces. I know most wont read this coz its more than 2 sentences... |
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Post by matp on May 1, 2015 18:40:52 GMT
I once wrote "Fuck off you fuckng fucker" on my bellend, but on the slack it just read "Fof"... Ha, remember those flashy things were you type a message then whoosh it through the air in the dark and it says the message in the air? Me and the missus were nicknamed horse in the younger years (nothing to do with knobs) and we brought this thing to an after party, messy afair, when it was night of the living dead stage of the night we had some mushroom soup, not much talking going on and we pulled out this gadget and typed horses say hello, simple but funny at that point, surprisingly sent the night into a frenzy of paranoia, we'd no idea but were told the next day we were waving this thing at everyone saying HORSES SAY HELL laughing histerically. Turns out it only allowed for 15 digits including spaces. I know most wont read this coz its more than 2 sentences... Hahaha |
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Post by IggyWiggy on May 1, 2015 18:44:50 GMT
@andy, you were both nicknamed 'horse', blimey that must have given rise to some pretty amusing mix ups. Perhaps you should write a sitcom:
[Phone rings]
[Horse 1 enters Stage Left]
[Picks up phone]
Horse 1: Hello?
Caller: Hello, may I please speak with Horse?
Horse 1: Which Horse?
Caller: I'm not sure, what are the options?
Horse 1: Oh for fuck's sake ... I wish I was a crocodile
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Post by IggyWiggy on May 1, 2015 18:46:53 GMT
I spat my gin reading that. It's funny cos it's true! I may love you... Where I live 'spat my gin' means cumming in your pants. |
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Post by IggyWiggy on May 1, 2015 18:50:02 GMT
Aye, same where I live... ... you live in buckingham palace too? |
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Post by leeoman on May 1, 2015 18:52:25 GMT
My belly hurts reading this shit I'm laughing so much. loving this place !!
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Post by leeoman on May 1, 2015 18:54:26 GMT
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Post by IggyWiggy on May 1, 2015 19:04:41 GMT
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Post by hunter007 on May 1, 2015 19:14:52 GMT
Ha, remember those flashy things were you type a message then whoosh it through the air in the dark and it says the message in the air? Me and the missus were nicknamed horse in the younger years (nothing to do with knobs) and we brought this thing to an after party, messy afair, when it was night of the living dead stage of the night we had some mushroom soup, not much talking going on and we pulled out this gadget and typed horses say hello, simple but funny at that point, surprisingly sent the night into a frenzy of paranoia, we'd no idea but were told the next day we were waving this thing at everyone saying HORSES SAY HELL laughing histerically. Turns out it only allowed for 15 digits including spaces. I know most wont read this coz its more than 2 sentences... Hahaha Read it and it's a,goodie. please read Haaaa |
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2015 19:21:13 GMT
@andy, you were both nicknamed 'horse', blimey that must have given rise to some pretty amusing mix ups. Perhaps you should write a sitcom: [Phone rings] [Horse 1 enters Stage Left] [Picks up phone] Horse 1: Hello? Caller: Hello, may I please speak with Horse? Horse 1: Which Horse? Caller: I'm not sure, what are the options? Horse 1: Oh for fuck's sake ... I wish I was a crocodile No i was big horse 6ft3 she was ickle horse 5ft3...fuckin ridiculous, long story, madder than the last by a long shot...maybe someday  |
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Post by IggyWiggy on May 1, 2015 19:29:04 GMT
@andy, you were both nicknamed 'horse', blimey that must have given rise to some pretty amusing mix ups. Perhaps you should write a sitcom: [Phone rings] [Horse 1 enters Stage Left] [Picks up phone] Horse 1: Hello? Caller: Hello, may I please speak with Horse? Horse 1: Which Horse? Caller: I'm not sure, what are the options? Horse 1: Oh for fuck's sake ... I wish I was a crocodile No i was big horse ... Wow! I had no idea, how's business?  |
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Post by cnh on May 1, 2015 20:31:56 GMT
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Post by cnh on May 1, 2015 20:33:29 GMT
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Post by IggyWiggy on May 1, 2015 20:43:03 GMT
cnh resurrect the banter immediately by inserting a joke here ...
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2015 20:46:05 GMT
Am I the only one without an exciting life, home not so drunk watching a film named Limitless on telly.
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Post by adman on May 1, 2015 20:50:19 GMT
Am I the only one without an exciting life, home not so drunk watching a film named Limitless on telly. Nope. But I am drinking and not watching that film. How is the film by the way? |
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2015 20:53:32 GMT
Am I the only one without an exciting life, home not so drunk watching a film named Limitless on telly. Nope. But I am drinking and not watching that film. How is the film by the way? hum, it's not good-good..but it's good, I can't stop watching good. |
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Post by IggyWiggy on May 1, 2015 20:53:44 GMT
Am I the only one without an exciting life, home not so drunk watching a film named Limitless on telly. Great choice of film, don't trust robert de niro |
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Post by dazarino on May 1, 2015 21:06:43 GMT
Watching the interview  |
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2015 21:08:14 GMT
Watching the interview what interview? |
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Post by dazarino on May 1, 2015 22:01:47 GMT
The film about the Americans interviewing the north Korean leader. Dumb as hell |
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