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Post by hunter007 on May 14, 2015 19:36:58 GMT
"Here are the questions Roamcouch. umm. sorry" Ha ha. maybe use one as a ice breaker set him up for the interview. I'd go Mum and dad watching me, looking back they must have heard st some point anyway, so halfway there. And probably double teamed purely as id be a little shy exposing myself to the nation, (shy and embarrassed is interchangeable) Fish fingers all day surely, Oh missed one, Man, I'd lick a man. I thought a lion once he been recently fed and was behind cage, I walked away |
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Post by IggyWiggy on May 14, 2015 19:42:29 GMT
vaginas for eyes or penises for ears?
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2015 19:42:56 GMT
Would you rather masturbate on live tv before the queens speech on xmas day or be spit roasted by cameron and clegg in the privacy of your own home? Gotta be number 1, although i'm used to feeling that i'm being shafted by cameron. Thought that, i know you like the older women, secretly hoping the queens watching the tele before the big speech eh?? |
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Post by adman on May 14, 2015 19:43:45 GMT
vaginas for eyes or penises for ears? Sarah Lucas? |
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Post by IggyWiggy on May 14, 2015 19:44:37 GMT
Gotta be number 1, although i'm used to feeling that i'm being shafted by cameron. Thought that, i know you like the older women, secretly hoping the queens watching the tele before the big speech eh?? She better be ... filthy cow |
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2015 19:45:04 GMT
I'd go with the Lion, but who's going to pull him off after the 2 minutes is up? That's @andy's trick, he's a wizard with a jar of vaseline How rude!! Haha............ you know it  |
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Post by lonelyfarmer on May 14, 2015 20:52:26 GMT
Would you rather lick peanut butter off of a man(who hasn't washed for 20 years)'s penis every 6 hrs for 3 years. Or fight a starving lion for 2 minutes? I'd go with the Lion, but who's going to pull him off after the 2 minutes is up? Is it the smooth or the crunchy peanut butter?, I cannot be doing with smooth...it tastes awful. |
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2015 21:08:49 GMT
I'd go with the Lion, but who's going to pull him off after the 2 minutes is up? Is it the smooth or the crunchy peanut butter?, I cannot be doing with smooth...it tastes awful. Nuts are optional. |
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2015 21:22:14 GMT
Question: what is this "worlds greatest film" Citizen Kane about? It goes on and on and on.. It's probably my fourth time in life I try to see it.
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Post by dashboll on May 14, 2015 21:24:58 GMT
Fuck me this thread is funny, missus asleep next to me and I'm trying not to piss myself
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on May 14, 2015 21:41:03 GMT
Question: what is this "worlds greatest film" Citizen Kane about? It goes on and on and on.. It's probably my fourth time in life I try to see it. Rosebud (btw - clearly the world's greatest film is Magnolia, not Citizen Kane) just for fun |
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2015 21:53:54 GMT
Yeah a snow cube, he said rosebud and died. Pah.
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Post by momo on May 14, 2015 21:56:36 GMT
fed can we maybe move some of this to a new thread we seem to have hilariously splintered
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on May 14, 2015 22:06:20 GMT
fed can we maybe move some of this to a new thread we seem to have hilariously splintered hahaha will do  |
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on May 14, 2015 22:07:34 GMT
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Post by momo on May 14, 2015 22:34:56 GMT
WYR Telepathic control of 1 tiger or telepathic control over 1000 bees??
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2015 22:58:05 GMT
Would you rather pleasure Vanessa Feltz or have to listen to Gary Barlow tell you via the medium of song how to fail in evading tax.
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Post by notmattl on May 14, 2015 23:06:31 GMT
Would you rather watch a live stream of your parents having sex every time they do it - no matter where you are or what you're doing. Or have your parents watch all of your sexual encounters live? Have a slight variant I this one, quite crude but makes it all the more impossible Would you rather watch your parents having sex every time they do it, or take part once and that ends it all |
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Post by Dr. Plip on May 14, 2015 23:11:51 GMT
Would you rather watch a live stream of your parents having sex every time they do it - no matter where you are or what you're doing. Or have your parents watch all of your sexual encounters live? Whose parents are having all this sex?? |
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Post by ZeBigBoss on May 14, 2015 23:42:22 GMT
Stolen from the net, but that's a good one  "Would you rather secretly have sex with a goat or have everyone think you had sex with a goat even though you didn’t?" |
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2015 6:36:38 GMT
Stolen from the net, but that's a good one "Would you rather secretly have sex with a goat or have everyone think you had sex with a goat even though you didn’t?" Id do the goat, mate of mine in school had a 70lb turkey, he made a joke he fucked it in 3rd year and it spread like wildfire throughout the school, quickly became fact and now its folklore. He had trouble getting a girlfriend after that. |
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Post by Dr. Plip on May 15, 2015 6:41:24 GMT
Stolen from the net, but that's a good one "Would you rather secretly have sex with a goat or have everyone think you had sex with a goat even though you didn’t?" Id do the goat, mate of mine in school had a 70lb turkey, he made a joke he fucked it in 3rd year and it spread like wildfire throughout the school, quickly became fact and now its folklore. He had trouble getting a girlfriend after that. Well you wouldn't go to his house for Christmas dinner. |
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2015 6:49:27 GMT
Id do the goat, mate of mine in school had a 70lb turkey, he made a joke he fucked it in 3rd year and it spread like wildfire throughout the school, quickly became fact and now its folklore. He had trouble getting a girlfriend after that. Well you wouldn't go to his house for Christmas dinner. Poor fella had songs reworked in his name "Teenage mutant ninja turkeys"(cant remember the lyrics), jokes rewritten "why did ***** cross the road? Cause his dick was stuck in the chicken" etc etc Kids can be ruthless! |
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Post by Dr. Plip on May 15, 2015 7:06:40 GMT
Well you wouldn't go to his house for Christmas dinner. Poor fella had songs reworked in his name "Teenage mutant ninja turkeys"(cant remember the lyrics), jokes rewritten "why did ***** cross the road? Cause his dick was stuck in the chicken" etc etc Kids can be ruthless! And all these years later, he's being mocked again on an art forum. He makes one poultry mistake.... Life can be cruel. |
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Post by nimzy on May 15, 2015 7:54:58 GMT
New thread or continue in this one.
Kill, fuck, marry artist edition
Banksy, Shep (obey), and the up and comer Dr. Plip
For those that never played pick only one for each can't repeat
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