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Post by IggyWiggy on May 22, 2015 18:01:10 GMT
Absolutely, heres an example Another of my wifes internet miracle finds, she will kill me eventually, this ones for clearing the shit out of your bowel. Basically first thing in the morning you drink a whole lot of water and salt then lie down on your side(either left or right) or 10-15 mins, in about 30 mins or so you'll go to the toilet and you'll be all clean inside, she kept back some important points. So after i lay down for 15 mins i jumped in the car and headed to work, walking up to the shop i stopped and had a chat with the shopkeeper a few doors down, he was in mid conversation and i felt a sudden urge to get to a toilet, i ran off towards the shop without saying goodbye or anything, unlocked the shutter then the door, sprinted through the gallery, dropped my trousers, just made it over the toilet and my ass exploded, i was in shock, there wasnt a single bit of white porcelain in site, shit everywhere....sexy eh? you better keep the house stocked with plenty of toilet paper... you don't want to find yourself in a situation where you need to wipe, can't find any TP, and grab the nearest piece of paper you can find. which knowing you would probably be a Placard Rat curtains work fine |
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2015 18:01:14 GMT
Absolutely, heres an example Another of my wifes internet miracle finds, she will kill me eventually, this ones for clearing the shit out of your bowel. Basically first thing in the morning you drink a whole lot of water and salt then lie down on your side(either left or right) or 10-15 mins, in about 30 mins or so you'll go to the toilet and you'll be all clean inside, she kept back some important points. So after i lay down for 15 mins i jumped in the car and headed to work, walking up to the shop i stopped and had a chat with the shopkeeper a few doors down, he was in mid conversation and i felt a sudden urge to get to a toilet, i ran off towards the shop without saying goodbye or anything, unlocked the shutter then the door, sprinted through the gallery, dropped my trousers, just made it over the toilet and my ass exploded, i was in shock, there wasnt a single bit of white porcelain in site, shit everywhere....sexy eh? Ehm, what is wrong with you? Cleaning the body? Well that's what one does naturally on the loo.. No need to add one shit to have a shit. I just do what im told, easier that way  |
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on May 22, 2015 18:01:20 GMT
you better keep the house stocked with plenty of toilet paper... you don't want to find yourself in a situation where you need to wipe, can't find any TP, and grab the nearest piece of paper you can find. which knowing you would probably be a Placard Rat Ive been searching for a cheap shit art for emergies! found in the bargain bin at Castle Gallery:  |
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Post by adman on May 22, 2015 18:02:07 GMT
Yeah. That sounds right. Hangover meet salty water. Hmmm... |
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Post by adman on May 22, 2015 18:03:36 GMT
Fed, wtf? Like a dirty Jameson? More like a Drrrty Bastard? |
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2015 18:09:17 GMT
I just do what im told, easier that way Now when I'm thinking of it. How come your lady reads that kind of shit on the Internet. You have missed to tell her how sexy adorable and perfect she is? If i start saying that she'll think im up to somethin! |
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Post by adman on May 22, 2015 18:15:06 GMT
I just do what im told, easier that way May I suggest a chocha diet, win-win. A bold plan! |
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2015 18:19:25 GMT
I just do what im told, easier that way May I suggest a chocha diet, win-win. Have you ever tried raw chocolates, its gorgeous, cacao, cacao butter, coconut, agavae nectar, it takes ages melting the cacao below 37° but well worth the effort. |
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Post by adman on May 22, 2015 18:23:50 GMT
Have you ever tried raw chocolates, its gorgeous, cacao, cacao butter, coconut, agavae nectar, it takes ages melting the cacao below 37° but well worth the effort. No, I don't cook. Unless I'm in love happened once, not doing it again. That's what cheese fruits and restaurants are for. Love. Cooking. Or both? |
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Post by dashboll on May 22, 2015 18:37:13 GMT
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2015 18:38:19 GMT
If i start saying that she'll think im up to somethin! Tss ts tsss *shaking head* Not good. You should be put on a chocha diet latest last week already. I am jesting by the way my wifes my best friend, we've been together since our teens, shes in healthy living these days, always looking stuff up, we both put our bodies through the mill in the past to say the least. |
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Post by leeoman on May 22, 2015 18:44:25 GMT
I one sponsored a Dolphin on a pissed night in, flip side is i got a nice cuddle toy a couple of weeks later but then forgot about it!!! must of done well over £200 after a couple of years before I realised, worst bit was i never even met Him/Her !!
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on May 22, 2015 18:47:30 GMT
you're right! but I had a hard enough time convincing them to do "Banksy". I don't know how I'd explain the "not" |
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2015 18:53:38 GMT
As a pal of mine once said to his bird, "of course I'm picking it up off the floor and eating it. I've stuck my tongue in your arse, you didn't complain then..." LMAO |
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Post by IggyWiggy on May 22, 2015 18:58:11 GMT
Dumbest thing I've spent money on?
Off the top of my head, Madam Tussauds.
We were all thinking it.
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on May 22, 2015 19:02:45 GMT
eh fuck it. I'll just post it now, just in case anyone else wants to be as dumb as me. through a couple of white lies, I managed to get this on a glass coke bottle... easily one of the dumbest things I've ever purchased. yet again, ambien + Jameson + credit card = dumb purchases  I bet Banksy really loves coke? I dunno. I know Don Draper does though |
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2015 19:04:31 GMT
Well after reading this thread its a mini IPad to read about Andy taking a desperate shit !!!
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Post by Dr. Plip on May 22, 2015 20:01:38 GMT
Art related, this is probably up there.  Non-art related, I'll have a think. |
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Post by adman on May 22, 2015 20:04:43 GMT
Art related, this is probably up there. Non-art related, I'll have a think. Like that a lot (but not mad enough to buy it of course  ) Good old L-13! |
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on May 22, 2015 20:53:18 GMT
eh fuck it. I'll just post it now, just in case anyone else wants to be as dumb as me. through a couple of white lies, I managed to get this on a glass coke bottle... easily one of the dumbest things I've ever purchased. yet again, ambien + Jameson + credit card = dumb purchases One question: Why? I don't have a good answer to that. I guess I thought it was funny at that moment |
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2015 21:11:04 GMT
I bet Banksy really loves coke?[/quote] You misspelled cock.[/quote] Oh is that's what they share? |
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2015 1:11:06 GMT
Bro... I just can't get over this one. It's had me laughing all afternoon. That shit is classic! My brother's gonna get the biggest kick out if it. Please send one my way... We'll get an early start on the Secret Santa. I presume you mean the reddit one; unless the forum holds one?..... (hmmm... interesting)
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on May 24, 2015 1:19:16 GMT
Bro... I just can't get over this one. It's had me laughing all afternoon. That shit is classic! My brother's gonna get the biggest kick out if it. Please send one my way... We'll get an early start on the Secret Santa. I presume you mean the reddit one; unless the forum holds one?..... (hmmm... interesting) go get one. $5 each. The name is in the database now so anyone can order. buy.shareacoke.com/coke.html and yes - we'll be doing a secret santa |
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on May 24, 2015 1:23:06 GMT
my wife and I went to a county fair a couple of years ago and there was a trailer with a sign that said "World's Biggest Horse". It was $1 and we were a bit stoned so we went in . surprisingly, it was a GIANT fucking horse. best $1 I've ever spent
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2015 1:32:45 GMT
my wife and I went to a county fair a couple of years ago and there was a trailer with a sign that said "World's Biggest Horse". It was $1 and we were a bit stoned so we went in . surprisingly, it was a GIANT fucking horse. best $1 I've ever spent What was it fucking? Zing! |
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