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Post by sturban on Jun 8, 2017 13:38:05 GMT
Not quite with the same charitable outcome, but reminds me of something I did a few years back. I think I must have been having a bad day! I went to my local homebase on a busy Saturday and put my pound in to get a trolley. After I had finished shopping and loaded my goods in the car, I went to take the trolley back. Ah yes, that's when the fun began! No fuckin trolley of the same size was outside. They had about 3 different styles of trolleys and none of them the same as mine, so none of those stupid chains with a slot thingy would reach my trolley. After spending a good few minutes trying to get my hard earned money back and my missus laughing at me from the car... no luck! So I had two options: 1. Go to customer services and tell them of my dilemma and retrieve my £1 back. 2. Leave my trolley in the trolley bay and just forget about it and get on with my day/life. I went for option three Back in the store I went and decided to spend the next ten minutes filling my trolley(£1 coin still attached) with every tiny bag of nuts, bolts, screws, hinges and washers I could get my hands on I had every shopper in the aisle and even a homebase shelf stacker staring at me and my madness. I then just left the trolley in the aisle, knowing my hard earned £1 coin was very well spent and that it would cost homebase much more for someone to put all this back on the correct shelves. I left the store feeling quite satisfied, although slightly deranged for my revenge! Anyway, if the employer of the homebase that day is an NBF member, I sincerely apologise Lmao 😂 Maybe it will be the sequel.
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on Jun 8, 2017 14:19:24 GMT
perfect
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Post by Dr. Plip on Jun 8, 2017 15:28:54 GMT
I haven't checked this myself, as I can' touch a copy of The Sun, even for research, but apparently they printed this "humorous" article suggesting ways that parents could stop their teenage children from voting.
FFS
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Post by dot on Jun 8, 2017 15:31:36 GMT
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on Jun 8, 2017 22:59:50 GMT
exit polls showing PM race closer than predicted.... hope we all wake up to some good news for a change
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Post by Dr. Plip on Jun 8, 2017 23:39:51 GMT
exit polls showing PM race closer than predicted.... hope we all wake up to some good news for a change Keeping my hopes in check, polls are about as reliable as the promise of a new Banksy print.
But I'm keeping it all crossed though.
Even if Labour don't win, this election was called because the Conservatives thought they would walk it. I think May is in for a shit weekend, either way.
I hope so anyway.
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Post by milo99 on Jun 8, 2017 23:59:40 GMT
exit polls showing PM race closer than predicted.... hope we all wake up to some good news for a change Keeping my hopes in check, polls are about as reliable as the promise of a new Banksy print.
But I'm keeping it all crossed though.
Even if Labour don't win, this election was called because the Conservatives thought they would walk it. I think May is in for a shit weekend, either way.
I hope so anyway.
Looks like labour doing alot better than predicted anyway 👍, well if predictions can be trusted
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Post by sturban on Jun 9, 2017 0:25:28 GMT
Recount for Amber Rudd in Hastings 😂
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Post by Dr. Plip on Jun 9, 2017 1:34:00 GMT
Recount for Amber Rudd in Hastings 😂 I think she's now on her third recount...
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Post by Dr. Plip on Jun 9, 2017 1:35:58 GMT
Nice to see the electorate tell that walking sack of shit, Philip Davies, to fuck right off.
Talk your way out of that one, shit for brains.
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Post by IggyWiggy on Jun 9, 2017 1:51:04 GMT
Schadenfreude can be a wonderful thing sometimes. I'm still rooting for Lord Buckethead in Maidenhead.
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Post by Dr. Plip on Jun 9, 2017 2:27:45 GMT
Bad news for Lord Buckethead and Elmo.
And May, I guess?
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Post by Dr. Plip on Jun 9, 2017 2:43:50 GMT
Recount for Amber Rudd in Hastings 😂 I think she's now on her third recount...
Fifth recount now.
Someone needs to step in and stop this.
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Post by Dr. Plip on Jun 9, 2017 2:55:45 GMT
I think she's now on her third recount...
Fifth recount now.
Someone needs to step in and stop this.
seventh.......
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Post by Schrödinger's Chat on Jun 9, 2017 4:49:46 GMT
Nice to see the electorate tell that walking sack of shit, Philip Davies, to fuck right off.
Talk your way out of that one, shit for brains. Sadly not true, he regained his seat, early reports were incorrect.
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Post by Harry Connisco on Jun 9, 2017 5:36:41 GMT
HIGH FIVE!!!!!!
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Post by ZeBigBoss on Jun 9, 2017 6:46:04 GMT
Big Zappa fan here !!! He was indeed a beast, in good and bad ways. Did you know that Zappa was a conservative and had very conservative views... also, he was a bitch when it was about work and business. But I love him !!! This guy predicted all the things happening nowadays. In an interview in the 70s he even spoke about new communication technology which will allow people to get the information but the real problem is will young people be clever enough to filter the info and differentiate fake from true as the media corporate will continue to play their usual little game, make people dumb and spread fake news. We need to remind our kids that everything they read and see is done by someone who has been paid.
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Post by Dr. Plip on Jun 9, 2017 7:37:06 GMT
Nice to see the electorate tell that walking sack of shit, Philip Davies, to fuck right off.
Talk your way out of that one, shit for brains. Sadly not true, he regained his seat, early reports were incorrect. Oh bollocks.
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Post by tartarus on Jun 9, 2017 9:07:29 GMT
Lol how exactly does one persist with the strong and stable and im the right woman to negotiate with Europe shit now.
More like the god of shit decisions!!
Not what i wanted, but i guess we get to see May swing the Jig for a while before she eventually expires.
A great result whatever way.
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Post by coach on Jun 9, 2017 9:15:06 GMT
Fifth recount now.
Someone needs to step in and stop this.
seventh.......
Hung on by 346 votes. Bugger. In my constituency the Tory retained his seat by 806 votes. Also bugger.
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Post by Harry Connisco on Jun 9, 2017 9:27:21 GMT
May to visit palace at 12:30 and request permission to build/run her own government !!!?
Really !!?
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on Jun 9, 2017 9:47:30 GMT
What is up with that dude (?) dressed like a creepy super hero?
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Post by tartarus on Jun 9, 2017 10:04:03 GMT
What is up with that dude (?) dressed like a creepy super hero? Do you mean the dude in black? the candidate "mr buckethead" or something. If so did you spot that Elmo was also a candidate? And a big fella looking like he fell out a cannonball run movie was also available to elect. Over here if you have a few hundred quid you no longer want you can run for election no matter what kind of nutter you are. Its our fun version of what you guys did with trump. But we keep it just for giggles and dont let it het so out of hand!! ;-)
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Post by sturban on Jun 9, 2017 10:56:17 GMT
What is up with that dude (?) dressed like a creepy super hero? Do you mean the dude in black? the candidate "mr buckethead" or something. If so did you spot that Elmo was also a candidate? And a big fella looking like he fell out a cannonball run movie was also available to elect. Over here if you have a few hundred quid you no longer want you can run for election no matter what kind of nutter you are. Its our fun version of what you guys did with trump. But we keep it just for giggles and dont let it het so out of hand!! ;-)
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on Jun 9, 2017 11:35:31 GMT
is it the same bucket head from G&R?
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