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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on May 22, 2015 15:06:29 GMT
art or anything else.... I was inspired to create this thread after making maybe the dumbest purchase fn my life... I'm going to wait to share until it arrives, because I'm sure it will be even dumber in person
edit: thought of an old one in the meantime. A second copy of the Dennis Wilson album "Pacific Ocean Blue". why? I have no idea. and I still have both for some reason
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2015 15:54:10 GMT
art or anything else.... I was inspired to create this thread after making maybe the dumbest purchase fn my life... I'm going to wait to share until it arrives, because I'm sure it will be even dumber in person edit: thought of an old one in the meantime. A second copy of the Dennis Wilson album "Pacific Ocean Blue". why? I have no idea. and I still have both for some reason Original or reissue? |
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on May 22, 2015 15:54:59 GMT
art or anything else.... I was inspired to create this thread after making maybe the dumbest purchase fn my life... I'm going to wait to share until it arrives, because I'm sure it will be even dumber in person edit: thought of an old one in the meantime. A second copy of the Dennis Wilson album "Pacific Ocean Blue". why? I have no idea. and I still have both for some reason Original or reissue?
both original one of each I think. but still |
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Post by hubblebubble on May 22, 2015 15:57:41 GMT
A pork pie I bought at Stockport railway station the other day. Jesus it was bad.
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Post by pudding on May 22, 2015 16:14:54 GMT
My now ex-wife.
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Post by dashboll on May 22, 2015 16:18:08 GMT
A pork pie I bought at Stockport railway station the other day. Jesus it was bad. the pie or Stockport? |
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Post by manty on May 22, 2015 16:32:47 GMT
A Smurf with a huge big curly willy
I was pissed (again), and it took my wife to point out the willy to me as i hadn't noticed it, and she then asked in a therapist type way why I thought I needed that bit of art (bitch)
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Post by hubblebubble on May 22, 2015 16:41:43 GMT
A pork pie I bought at Stockport railway station the other day. Jesus it was bad. the pie or Stockport? Both were equally unpalatable… |
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Post by (sic) on May 22, 2015 16:43:18 GMT
A BMW 325xi, I was young and stupid. I traded in a paid of vehicle just so I could make payments on the new ride. Let's just say it didn't stay around long once the maintenance cost started adding up. I've made many a dumb purchases but that's gotta be at the top.
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on May 22, 2015 17:02:19 GMT
eh fuck it. I'll just post it now, just in case anyone else wants to be as dumb as me. through a couple of white lies, I managed to get this on a glass coke bottle... easily one of the dumbest things I've ever purchased. yet again, ambien + Jameson + credit card = dumb purchases  |
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on May 22, 2015 17:18:02 GMT
Bwanahahahahahahah! How much? $30 for a six-pack (free shipping if you buy 6). sorry in advance, whoever I get for secret santa |
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2015 17:24:59 GMT
28 bottles of maple syrup, my missus wanted to loose some weight and clean the system out, she read about a diet were you eat nothing for 7 days except 3 litres/day of a mix of water/maple syrup and paprika(i think), i stupidly agreed to do it with her for support, we made it to day 5 and a buddy texted about having a drink, we broke in about 7 secs, that was one the happiest moments of my life, i went straight yo the shop and bought bags of junk food and drink, it was bliss....
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Post by adman on May 22, 2015 17:28:36 GMT
A Smurf with a huge big curly willy I was pissed (again), and it took my wife to point out the willy to me as i hadn't noticed it, and she then asked in a therapist type way why I thought I needed that bit of art (bitch) Sounds like a Bäst! |
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on May 22, 2015 17:29:18 GMT
28 bottles of maple syrup, my missus wanted to loose some weight and clean the system out, she read about a diet were you eat nothing for 7 days except 3 litres/day of a mix of water/maple syrup and paprika(i think), i stupidly agreed to do it with her for support, we made it to day 5 and a buddy texted about having a drink, we broke in about 7 secs, that was one the happiest moments of my life, i went straight yo the shop and bought bags of junk food and drink, it was bliss.... I hope it was real maple syrup at least? the fake stuff is crap |
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on May 22, 2015 17:43:05 GMT
The maple syrup in my house has recently crossed the kitchen, to the drinks cabinet. I discovered a thing with maple syrup, Genever and Angostura bitters. Mmmmm... sounds good actually. ever try a "pickle back"? Jameson with a pickle juice chaser. yummy stuff |
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Post by adman on May 22, 2015 17:44:49 GMT
The maple syrup in my house has recently crossed the kitchen, to the drinks cabinet. I discovered a thing with maple syrup, Genever and Angostura bitters. Mmmmm... sounds good actually. ever try a "pickle back"? Jameson with a pickle juice chaser. yummy stuff No. That sounds like a brutal hangover... |
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on May 22, 2015 17:46:22 GMT
sounds good actually. ever try a "pickle back"? Jameson with a pickle juice chaser. yummy stuff No. That sounds like a brutal hangover... a hangover where you wake up realizing you spent $30 on banksy coke bottles the night before |
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on May 22, 2015 17:48:01 GMT
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Post by adman on May 22, 2015 17:51:13 GMT
No. That sounds like a brutal hangover... a hangover where you wake up realizing you spent $30 on banksy coke bottles the night before Heh heh heh! I'm sure it seemed like a most excellent idea at the time. Note to self: Avoid Pickleback at all costs. Sounds as delightful as Nickelback  |
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on May 22, 2015 17:54:26 GMT
a hangover where you wake up realizing you spent $30 on banksy coke bottles the night before Heh heh heh! I'm sure it seemed like a most excellent idea at the time. Note to self: Avoid Pickleback at all costs. Sounds as delightful as Nickelback don't know why, but the two work well together. give it a try. what's the worst that could happen? |
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2015 17:55:06 GMT
Ha, but really.. Is there anything unsexier than people that starve them selfs? I rather do a fatso any day of the year than someone on a diet. Absolutely, heres an example Another of my wifes internet miracle finds, she will kill me eventually, this ones for clearing the shit out of your bowel. Basically first thing in the morning you drink a whole lot of water and salt then lie down on your side(either left or right) or 10-15 mins, in about 30 mins or so you'll go to the toilet and you'll be all clean inside, she kept back some important points. So after i lay down for 15 mins i jumped in the car and headed to work, walking up to the shop i stopped and had a chat with the shopkeeper a few doors down, he was in mid conversation and i felt a sudden urge to get to a toilet, i ran off towards the shop without saying goodbye or anything, unlocked the shutter then the door, sprinted through the gallery, dropped my trousers, just made it over the toilet and my ass exploded, i was in shock, there wasnt a single bit of white porcelain in site, shit everywhere....sexy eh? |
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Post by adman on May 22, 2015 17:55:55 GMT
That thing, balanced on the glass on the fourth pic looks like a bilious green turd. Enough said  |
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Post by adman on May 22, 2015 17:57:38 GMT
Ha, but really.. Is there anything unsexier than people that starve them selfs? I rather do a fatso any day of the year than someone on a diet. Absolutely, heres an example Another of my wifes internet miracle finds, she will kill me eventually, this ones for clearing the shit out of your bowel. Basically first thing in the morning you drink a whole lot of water and salt then lie down on your side(either left or right) or 10-15 mins, in about 30 mins or so you'll go to the toilet and you'll be all clean inside, she kept back some important points. So after i lay down for 15 mins i jumped in the car and headed to work, walking up to the shop i stopped and had a chat with the shopkeeper a few doors down, he was in mid conversation and i felt a sudden urge to get to a toilet, i ran off towards the shop without saying goodbye or anything, unlocked the shutter then the door, sprinted through the gallery, dropped my trousers, just made it over the toilet and my ass exploded, i was in shock, there wasnt a single bit of white porcelain in site, shit everywhere....sexy eh? 4 pints of scrumpy will have exactly the same effect. ps. If I were you, I'd keep the Mrs away from the internet...  |
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on May 22, 2015 17:57:59 GMT
Ha, but really.. Is there anything unsexier than people that starve them selfs? I rather do a fatso any day of the year than someone on a diet. Absolutely, heres an example Another of my wifes internet miracle finds, she will kill me eventually, this ones for clearing the shit out of your bowel. Basically first thing in the morning you drink a whole lot of water and salt then lie down on your side(either left or right) or 10-15 mins, in about 30 mins or so you'll go to the toilet and you'll be all clean inside, she kept back some important points. So after i lay down for 15 mins i jumped in the car and headed to work, walking up to the shop i stopped and had a chat with the shopkeeper a few doors down, he was in mid conversation and i felt a sudden urge to get to a toilet, i ran off towards the shop without saying goodbye or anything, unlocked the shutter then the door, sprinted through the gallery, dropped my trousers, just made it over the toilet and my ass exploded, i was in shock, there wasnt a single bit of white porcelain in site, shit everywhere....sexy eh? you better keep the house stocked with plenty of toilet paper... you don't want to find yourself in a situation where you need to wipe, can't find any TP, and grab the nearest piece of paper you can find. which knowing you would probably be a Placard Rat |
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2015 17:59:46 GMT
Absolutely, heres an example Another of my wifes internet miracle finds, she will kill me eventually, this ones for clearing the shit out of your bowel. Basically first thing in the morning you drink a whole lot of water and salt then lie down on your side(either left or right) or 10-15 mins, in about 30 mins or so you'll go to the toilet and you'll be all clean inside, she kept back some important points. So after i lay down for 15 mins i jumped in the car and headed to work, walking up to the shop i stopped and had a chat with the shopkeeper a few doors down, he was in mid conversation and i felt a sudden urge to get to a toilet, i ran off towards the shop without saying goodbye or anything, unlocked the shutter then the door, sprinted through the gallery, dropped my trousers, just made it over the toilet and my ass exploded, i was in shock, there wasnt a single bit of white porcelain in site, shit everywhere....sexy eh? you better keep the house stocked with plenty of toilet paper... you don't want to find yourself in a situation where you need to wipe, can't find any TP, and grab the nearest piece of paper you can find. which knowing you would probably be a Placard Rat Ive been searching for a cheap bambi for emergies! |
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