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Post by curiousgeorge on May 29, 2015 20:59:28 GMT
Currently sat in front of tv and somebody in room has a box of NERDS….
I've heard horses make less noise eating polo mints!! I can feel the rage of a thousand angry bears building up inside me.
Mouth breathers/readers can be added to the list as well!
And yes I'm the bell-end that purchased the stupid NERDS
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Post by dreamers on May 29, 2015 21:03:08 GMT
When someone makes that awful noise when they scratch a chalkboard!
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Post by IggyWiggy on May 29, 2015 21:04:22 GMT
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Post by redneck on May 29, 2015 21:07:25 GMT
People who can't pick their feet up when they walk my mate at work does it ,drives me fucking insane!
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Post by adman on May 29, 2015 21:10:09 GMT
People who can't pick their feet up when they walk my mate at work does it ,drives me fucking insane! I feel your pain redneck. Drives me crazy too. |
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Post by curiousgeorge on May 29, 2015 21:13:07 GMT
You can add people googling my symptoms to the list!!
I jest! I actually found that article about 10 minutes before starting the thread because I thought I was going nuts
Tapping and typing I'm cool with.Chewing on the other hand…..
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Post by IggyWiggy on May 29, 2015 21:13:27 GMT
People who can't pick their feet up when they walk my mate at work does it ,drives me fucking insane! I hate walking your mate at work, makes me wanna drag my feet big time |
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on May 29, 2015 21:16:59 GMT
You can add people googling my symptoms to the list!! I jest! I actually found that article about 10 minutes before starting the thread because I thought I was going nuts Tapping and typing I'm cool with.Chewing on the other hand….. A friend of mine was actually diagnosed by a doctor for anxiety caused by people chewing... makes it very hard for her to work in public settings |
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2015 21:21:00 GMT
Currently sat in front of tv and somebody in room has a box of NERDS…. I've heard horses make less noise eating polo mints!! I can feel the rage of a thousand angry bears building up inside me. Mouth breathers/readers can be added to the list as well! And yes I'm the bell-end that purchased the stupid NERDS Theres an easy fix for most situations that displease, walk infront of the displeasant, lean down, take a shoe off, then a sock..stand tall and flick/throw/lob the sock at said persons chest area in disgust, turn and walk away. The confusion of whats just happened unaligns the nodes of the brain and neutralises the situation creating a calm, this gives you a 5 second window to make off with their beer/vodka/ribena  |
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Post by IggyWiggy on May 29, 2015 21:24:18 GMT
Currently sat in front of tv and somebody in room has a box of NERDS…. I've heard horses make less noise eating polo mints!! I can feel the rage of a thousand angry bears building up inside me. Mouth breathers/readers can be added to the list as well! And yes I'm the bell-end that purchased the stupid NERDS Theres an easy fix for most situations that displease, walk infront of the displeasant, lean down, take a shoe off, then a sock..stand tall and flick/throw/lob the sock at said persons chest area in disgust, turn and walk away. The confusion of whats just happened unaligns the nodes of the brain and neutralises the situation creating a calm, this gives you a 5 second window to make off with their beer/vodka/ribena hopefully the vodka will numb the pain of the hard leather of my shoe digging into the tender flesh of my heel |
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Post by curiousgeorge on May 29, 2015 21:25:39 GMT
I kid you not, another guest in the room is now eating a muller rice pot and each scrape of the spoon is pulling the marrow out of my bones
The NERD eater is well aware of my issues on this subject and normally just says sorry when I glance over/death stare.And then does exactly the same the next time!!!
The angry bears are going to come out of the cupboard tonight!!
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2015 21:51:14 GMT
I kid you not, another guest in the room is now eating a muller rice pot and each scrape of the spoon is pulling the marrow out of my bones The NERD eater is well aware of my issues on this subject and normally just says sorry when I glance over/death stare.And then does exactly the same the next time!!! The angry bears are going to come out of the cupboard tonight!! Ok last resort time, take the muller rice and smash it off the nerd eaters head, raise your clenched fists in the air shoulder width apart and let out an unearthly roar!! That should bring about equilibrium.... or look side to side and say "jesus christ!!...are you windin me up?" |
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Post by greekboy on May 29, 2015 22:05:37 GMT
Hairs. Specifically my wife's hairs all over the fucking house. Explain to me how I go to the bathroom, wipe myself and there's even hairs on the paper! It drives me insane.
I also cannot stand when people open drawers/ cupboards and do not close them. Once again the wife.
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2015 22:26:57 GMT
Here's a few in no particular order...
1. Selfie sticks - Nuff said
2. Petitions - there are far too many of them these days and the odd one worth while gets lost in the "Make Jeremy Clarkson sing Eurovision" type ones
3. People in the office that say how drunk they were on the weekend.
4. Liverpool FC. Always loathed them
5. Wise sayings and phrases posted on people's Facebook/Instagram
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Post by geswrk on May 29, 2015 23:00:39 GMT
This doesn't make my blood boil, but I've noticed how everything these days has to be 'smart'. It's not just the smart phones or smart cars, I was in wickes (other DIY stores available) and was looking for some grass seed for a bare patch on the lawn, and they were selling 'smart seed', I thought jeez even the grass is now smart, and on the way home, a van I was behind had a large sticker for 'smart water' security, and came home to an offer from British gas to have a pointless smart meter installed. Why has everything become so damn smart all of a sudden?
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Post by sleepy on May 30, 2015 6:46:52 GMT
Had a long night up with friends, doing what mostly shouldn't be done, when the curtains appear to be getting lighter, very slightly at first.....then you know it's all over..
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2015 7:45:06 GMT
Had a long night up with friends, doing what mostly shouldn't be done, when the curtains appear to be getting lighter, very slightly at first.....then you know it's all over.. Did the evening start with a bowl of car keys on the table? :-) |
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Post by sleepy on May 30, 2015 8:31:50 GMT
Had a long night up with friends, doing what mostly shouldn't be done, when the curtains appear to be getting lighter, very slightly at first.....then you know it's all over.. Did the evening start with a bowl of car keys on the table? :-) if there is some car keys they must stay until this bastard behind my eyes sods off.. |
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Post by IggyWiggy on May 30, 2015 13:57:35 GMT
Drivers in the uk who can't grasp the concept of giving way to the left at roundabouts. This seems to be an issue all the time. Plonkers.
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Post by sean on May 30, 2015 16:31:18 GMT
1. People who hold their cutlery wrong.
2. People - and it's primarily men - who turn the steering wheel with the palm of their hand.
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Post by sleepy on May 30, 2015 16:36:08 GMT
cray flies(Daddy long legs)....enough said
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Post by lonelyfarmer on May 30, 2015 16:51:05 GMT
Prostitutes who feel sorry for you when Mr. Floppy wont play, then facebook the photos.
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Post by sleepy on May 30, 2015 16:53:27 GMT
Prostitutes who feel sorry for you when Mr. Floppy wont play, then facebook the photos. Heart of gold those lasses.. |
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Post by adman on May 30, 2015 16:55:19 GMT
cray flies(Daddy long legs)....enough said I like 'em. Funny looking fellas  |
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Post by sleepy on May 30, 2015 16:57:37 GMT
cray flies(Daddy long legs)....enough said I like 'em. Funny looking fellas pointless, utter pointless...what bloody use to anything are they, apart from my cat, but their 24hrs is up by then and they still haven't shagged...wankers! |
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