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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2015 18:22:23 GMT
Look who just arrived (sorry for the pic had to take it fast)  Edit : The Dunce   |
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Post by opie on Aug 21, 2015 18:22:28 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2015 18:26:42 GMT
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Post by opie on Aug 21, 2015 18:29:01 GMT
I've just noticed the date - am I a little bit late to that party? Lol
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on Aug 21, 2015 18:32:51 GMT
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on Aug 21, 2015 18:33:25 GMT
We would like to apologise to anyone attempting to buy tickets online today.
Due to unprecedented demand “the UK’s most disappointing new visitor attraction”
is currently unable to process online ticket sales.
This Saturday and Sunday August 22nd and 23rd tickets will only be available on the door
(of the portacabin on the grass opposite the site) from 9am. After reaching its 2000 capacity entry
will be on a one in/one out basis. Last entry at 9pm. This may result in some queueing and we
apologise for any inconvenience. Online bookings will be taken from Tuesday 25th August.
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Post by matp on Aug 21, 2015 18:39:25 GMT
Only for about 14 hours I've been trying!!
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Post by redneck on Aug 21, 2015 19:13:36 GMT
Oh yes,gotta get the money to buy a print from somewhere  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2015 19:25:03 GMT
Yes, and it brought about horrific memories of me signing my student loans. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2015 19:29:45 GMT
"The art market certainly doesn’t encourage creativity. Like most markets it rewards being able to reliably deliver recognisable product on a regular basis. Which isn’t necessarily a recipe for exciting art." This should be on a t-shirt. He is spot on about the art market today. Totally uninspired. The "Create, Print, Hype, Sell, Hype, Sell Again" model is just about over, IMO. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2015 19:29:42 GMT
I'm done with that online chibberchabber bullshit, going to find a new home infront of the ticketbooth right now.....beer and soup is welcome.... Looks like you had the right idea! Many people queuing over night at the ticket booth? |
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Post by redneck on Aug 21, 2015 19:30:47 GMT
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Post by illu on Aug 21, 2015 19:48:09 GMT
@toast yeah, and i've been told that i was on the bbc news at 7:00.....wasn't there a competition about that? Dr.plip!?! Did I win? Hehehe looking forward to the show now...
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2015 19:50:58 GMT
If I was in the queue, know this:
I'd rally the troops to turn Dismaland into Woodstock. Tear down the fences. Free admission, brown acid, and the odd child birth.
You cannot stop a mob. I bet they wouldn't even try.
Banksy would love it!
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Post by Dr. Plip on Aug 21, 2015 19:54:58 GMT
Yeah, I was wondering what would happen if the mob rushed the walls. Some ladders, grappling hooks, a hastily constructed siege tower. What're they gonna do? They're unlikely to call the fuzz. They might have water cannons though.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2015 19:55:32 GMT
#dismalandwoodstock
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2015 19:56:34 GMT
Yeah, I was wondering what would happen if the mob rushed the walls. Some ladders, grappling hooks, a hastily constructed siege tower. What're they gonna do? They're unlikely to call the fuzz. They might have water cannons though. Sounds like a party to me!
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Post by Dr. Plip on Aug 21, 2015 19:56:42 GMT
@toast yeah, and i've been told that i was on the bbc news at 7:00.....wasn't there a competition about that? Dr.plip!?! Did I win? Hehehe looking forward to the show now... Can you describe what you're wearing to me? |
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Post by curiousgeorge on Aug 21, 2015 20:00:41 GMT
@toast yeah, and i've been told that i was on the bbc news at 7:00.....wasn't there a competition about that? Dr.plip!?! Did I win? Hehehe looking forward to the show now... Can you describe what you're wearing to me? You on the correct website mate? |
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Post by thisisanton on Aug 21, 2015 20:05:33 GMT
Take this nonsense to the princess diana forum.
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Post by IggyWiggy on Aug 21, 2015 20:24:24 GMT
Take this nonsense to the princess diana forum. Wash your mouth out. How dare you. |
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Post by IggyWiggy on Aug 21, 2015 20:25:21 GMT
@toast yeah, and i've been told that i was on the bbc news at 7:00.....wasn't there a competition about that? Dr.plip!?! Did I win? Hehehe looking forward to the show now... Can you describe what you're wearing to me? Red 'speedo' trunks. But I must remember to sew the 's' back on before I wear them to the lido. |
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Post by Dr. Plip on Aug 21, 2015 20:27:38 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2015 20:29:35 GMT
Just wanted to let you all know that the preview is fucking awesome.
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Post by sturban on Aug 21, 2015 20:30:36 GMT
You can't make this shit up! Any more dismal news? |
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