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Post by sturban on Sept 2, 2015 18:59:06 GMT
Strangely I did think of taking a duck into there and just giving them a duck. Sort of reverse stealing. I thought of other things too, I'll let you know how they pan out. How about you take in a painted cardboard anvil and secretly place it on the shelf. I will distract the staff with the duck hanging off my rod trick  |
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Post by Dr. Plip on Sept 2, 2015 19:00:42 GMT
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Post by Dr. Plip on Sept 2, 2015 19:02:00 GMT
Strangely I did think of taking a duck into there and just giving them a duck. Sort of reverse stealing. I thought of other things too, I'll let you know how they pan out. How about you take in a painted cardboard anvil and secretly place it on the shelf. I will distract the staff with the duck hanging off my rod trick That is genius. I wonder if I could get a papier mache anvil past the security team? |
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Post by sturban on Sept 2, 2015 19:12:55 GMT
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on Sept 2, 2015 19:12:51 GMT
One of the things I really dislike about being a Banksy fan, is the keyword spamming on eBay. Now, everything has fucking "Dismaland" in its title. "stainless steel saucepan set *never used* ***look see*** BANKSY DISMALAND" Edit: And yes, I know that's a first world problem. But you work with what you have and I happen to live in the first world. If I lived in the lost world, I'd be bitchin' about how dinosaurs always attack you when you're trying to take a dump. you mean like this? www.ebay.com/itm/281787787015?_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT  |
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Post by IggyWiggy on Sept 2, 2015 19:12:36 GMT
How about you take in a painted cardboard anvil and secretly place it on the shelf. I will distract the staff with the duck hanging off my rod trick That is genius. I wonder if I could get a papier mache anvil past the security team? You could deftly switch it with a genuine one before whisking it away under your coat |
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Post by Dr. Plip on Sept 2, 2015 19:13:56 GMT
L-13 have put up their own Cauty figure on eBay. Link allowed, as we're all responsible adults here: www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Sir-Robin-Small-JIMMY-CAUTY-banksy-DISMALAND-ADP-Police-Chief-Constable-GENUINE-/221871627899?hash=item33a8945e7bSir Robin Small JIMMY CAUTY banksy DISMALAND ADP Police Chief Constable GENUINE ALL ADP FIGURES FOR SALE ON eBAY ARE EITHER FAKE or STOLEN except this one ********* It has been noted by Sir Robin Small Chief Constable of Bedfordshire Constabulary that 40 police officers have been abducted from the model village and are being held to ransom on eBay and other sites. In a strongly worded statement released last night Sir Robin insisted he will not negotiate with underage terrorists unless the buy it now price is significantly reduced. **************** This life size replica of Sir Robin Small is the only figure from the Aftermath Dislocation Principle that is authorised for sale by the artist DO NOT BUY ANY OTHERS ********* Sir Robin Small comes with a certificate of authentication from the L-13 Light Industrial Workshop signed by the artist |
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Post by dodcoquelicot on Sept 2, 2015 19:15:01 GMT
Hi Dr. Plip I am agree with you , you know that. Just, I don't understand why Banksysmaland ( I make it shorter ) , just wkae up for this gig ?! And to be very serious now at the middle, for an art - don't forget - exhibition mixed with attraction feed, and supposed to be the opposite of a Disney " show " , including all this F.cking copyright, with his small white label on the side of the goodies... He should just don't care. Ebay is ebay, not forcely good, not forcely bad, as our world, so easy and hard, so manichean and that doesn't belong to the people anymore ... But I understand your mind, and you explain it well. I think the worth here - and the first fight to do, , should be about all these racket/ticket on ebay ( we have this in concerts too ) ! They say that the will ask the ID but nobody ask... In the other side ( it was very hard today ) , It could help, for a forum or foreigner member needing tickets and that already booked his plane. They should share the tickets between : locals, tourists, flippers, farawayforeigners, etc, etc... But its all done now ( look in the 70, everbody wanted a bit of the shirt of Bowie, Jagger even Rotten - not Vicious lol - , but I reckon, that there was not ebay then but parallel market between shop owners, strong companies, etc.. ) . So they just have to condamn the art thieves, but not to stop all sales ( ot ot put the prices up )... As said sturban , for a couple of quids on ebay.. Not the end of the world anyway, justy distrubin and weird I reckon... Dismaland is a salute for people thinking as ourselves, for anrarchists, and art lovers ! The show must go on with happiness and joyce ! |
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Post by IggyWiggy on Sept 2, 2015 19:15:25 GMT
Tone loc seems to be branching out. Good on him. |
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Post by IggyWiggy on Sept 2, 2015 19:16:51 GMT
L-13 have put up their own Cauty figure on eBay. Link allowed, as we're all responsible adults here: www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Sir-Robin-Small-JIMMY-CAUTY-banksy-DISMALAND-ADP-Police-Chief-Constable-GENUINE-/221871627899?hash=item33a8945e7bSir Robin Small JIMMY CAUTY banksy DISMALAND ADP Police Chief Constable GENUINE ALL ADP FIGURES FOR SALE ON eBAY ARE EITHER FAKE or STOLEN except this one ********* It has been noted by Sir Robin Small Chief Constable of Bedfordshire Constabulary that 40 police officers have been abducted from the model village and are being held to ransom on eBay and other sites. In a strongly worded statement released last night Sir Robin insisted he will not negotiate with underage terrorists unless the buy it now price is significantly reduced. **************** This life size replica of Sir Robin Small is the only figure from the Aftermath Dislocation Principle that is authorised for sale by the artist DO NOT BUY ANY OTHERS ********* Sir Robin Small comes with a certificate of authentication from the L-13 Light Industrial Workshop signed by the artist Brilliant |
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Post by Dr. Plip on Sept 2, 2015 19:17:37 GMT
One of the things I really dislike about being a Banksy fan, is the keyword spamming on eBay. Now, everything has fucking "Dismaland" in its title. "stainless steel saucepan set *never used* ***look see*** BANKSY DISMALAND" Edit: And yes, I know that's a first world problem. But you work with what you have and I happen to live in the first world. If I lived in the lost world, I'd be bitchin' about how dinosaurs always attack you when you're trying to take a dump. you mean like this? www.ebay.com/itm/281787787015?_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT"Unreleased print"?? So how come I can see it then??? Edit: Ah, and the classic "un signed" too. Just to really piss off the people searching for signed Banksy. |
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Post by carlcashman on Sept 2, 2015 19:24:56 GMT
They sell mini dioramas on the website too L-13 have put up their own Cauty figure on eBay. Link allowed, as we're all responsible adults here: www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Sir-Robin-Small-JIMMY-CAUTY-banksy-DISMALAND-ADP-Police-Chief-Constable-GENUINE-/221871627899?hash=item33a8945e7bSir Robin Small JIMMY CAUTY banksy DISMALAND ADP Police Chief Constable GENUINE ALL ADP FIGURES FOR SALE ON eBAY ARE EITHER FAKE or STOLEN except this one ********* It has been noted by Sir Robin Small Chief Constable of Bedfordshire Constabulary that 40 police officers have been abducted from the model village and are being held to ransom on eBay and other sites. In a strongly worded statement released last night Sir Robin insisted he will not negotiate with underage terrorists unless the buy it now price is significantly reduced. **************** This life size replica of Sir Robin Small is the only figure from the Aftermath Dislocation Principle that is authorised for sale by the artist DO NOT BUY ANY OTHERS ********* Sir Robin Small comes with a certificate of authentication from the L-13 Light Industrial Workshop signed by the artist |
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Post by sturban on Sept 2, 2015 19:25:19 GMT
"Unreleased print"?? So how come I can see it then??? Edit: Ah, and the classic "un signed" too. Just to really piss off the people searching for signed Banksy. Haha, I see he's off loading his Sandra Chevrier and bouncing policeman prints too. |
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Post by IggyWiggy on Sept 2, 2015 19:25:58 GMT
I stumbled across some 'meaty trumps' listed under dismaland on ebay earlier. I was glad for the reminder as i had intended to investigate them when i saw them in dismaland but had had my magpie-like attention drawn away by something shiny. I must say, they are rather marvellous brownjewel.bigcartel.com/products |
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Post by dashboll on Sept 2, 2015 19:26:49 GMT
"Unreleased print"?? So how come I can see it then??? Edit: Ah, and the classic "un signed" too. Just to really piss off the people searching for signed Banksy. the other items they are selling seems to remind me of someone |
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Post by Dr. Plip on Sept 2, 2015 19:29:48 GMT
They sell mini dioramas on the website too L-13 have put up their own Cauty figure on eBay. Link allowed, as we're all responsible adults here: www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Sir-Robin-Small-JIMMY-CAUTY-banksy-DISMALAND-ADP-Police-Chief-Constable-GENUINE-/221871627899?hash=item33a8945e7bSir Robin Small JIMMY CAUTY banksy DISMALAND ADP Police Chief Constable GENUINE ALL ADP FIGURES FOR SALE ON eBAY ARE EITHER FAKE or STOLEN except this one ********* It has been noted by Sir Robin Small Chief Constable of Bedfordshire Constabulary that 40 police officers have been abducted from the model village and are being held to ransom on eBay and other sites. In a strongly worded statement released last night Sir Robin insisted he will not negotiate with underage terrorists unless the buy it now price is significantly reduced. **************** This life size replica of Sir Robin Small is the only figure from the Aftermath Dislocation Principle that is authorised for sale by the artist DO NOT BUY ANY OTHERS ********* Sir Robin Small comes with a certificate of authentication from the L-13 Light Industrial Workshop signed by the artist Yeah, they're great. The Last Constable (edition of 23) for £145 was available until the other day. I'd rather buy one of those, nicely jarred than one of the nicked ones for £80, which have no real value. L-13 are cunningly using that eBay listing to guide potential customers away from the stolen figures, hopefully, into their shop. |
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Post by Dr. Plip on Sept 2, 2015 19:33:41 GMT
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Post by Dr. Plip on Sept 2, 2015 19:36:10 GMT
I stumbled across some 'meaty trumps' listed under dismaland on ebay earlier. I was glad for the reminder as i had intended to investigate them when i saw them in dismaland but had had my magpie-like attention drawn away by something shiny. I must say, they are rather marvellous brownjewel.bigcartel.com/productsConcerning that they had enough "British Nonces" to make a second edition. |
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on Sept 2, 2015 19:40:18 GMT
hahahahahahha A for effort Dismalhand severed hand by "artist" DMS. Unlovingly thrown together in a dilapidated shed on a miserable day in England. Intended solely as an unauthorised art drop at the Dismaland Bemusement Park in Weston-Super-Mare by the uninvited "artist" DMS. This unauthorised art bombing took place on 28th August 2015. See (pictured) Dismaland staff clearly loving the piece! An ironic piece of guerrilla art, or a thinly veiled attempt to cash in on the latest cool thing? Who cares? Measuring at around a disappointing 4cm of badly hand painted resin. Comes in a cheap plastic bag with a hastily home printed header. Unsuitable for those under 15 years, unnecessary for those over 15 years. Limited to an uncertain amount. May contain imperfections, may contain nuts, dissatisfaction guaranteed* Buy it, don't buy it. I'm not bothered. Blah, blah, blah. *Not guaranteed. |
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Post by Still Hate Thatcher on Sept 2, 2015 19:54:17 GMT
It doesn't matter. So what if people nick stuff, fake stuff, lie about stuff, remove stuff? Fucking good on 'em. Wanna rock up, fuxk the art off and buy some shit and stick it on eBay? Great, good move. This isn't just about the space, it's about how pekoe reacte with it, what they choose to do with it. It's fucking dismal, but your time can de extended and expanded beyond the space.
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Post by dodcoquelicot on Sept 2, 2015 19:54:14 GMT
Wow, she drank Magic potion ! |
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Post by dismalou on Sept 2, 2015 20:37:57 GMT
HI All
Been lucky enough to get tickets for Sunday 13 , 11 AM. Slightly confused re entry time. Does this mean I can enter at any time between 11 and 2 pm or do I have to be there for 11 am sharp.
Travelling from London so getting there for 11 may not be that easy.
Thanks
Lou
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Post by ouroboros on Sept 2, 2015 20:41:17 GMT
yes. and they wont kick you out at 2 either
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Post by ouroboros on Sept 2, 2015 20:55:17 GMT
"Unreleased print"?? So how come I can see it then??? Edit: Ah, and the classic "un signed" too. Just to really piss off the people searching for signed Banksy. the other items they are selling seems to remind me of someone Like a dog shit on your shoe, the stench is unmistakable. |
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Post by matp on Sept 2, 2015 21:26:12 GMT
I give up!
Had tickets for saturday 12th, 7pm, carted, through to Paypal, entered password, then Sold out!
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