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Post by suit on Sept 14, 2015 21:44:43 GMT
Hey guys, As I was searching for information about Dismaland I found this nice forum. As I`m new here first of all: Hi all! I would really love to visit the Banksy park and I`ll try to get tickets on Wednesday. Unfortunately I was not able to buy tickets yet and even worse the last weekend of September is kind of blocked for me.  So does anyone know if you can buy tickets there? If so: What are the chances to get some? When do I have to be there? I am thinking about travelling to Dismaland this weekend but as I am from Germany the travel would be quite expensive and take a lot of time ... Is it worth the risk without having tickets? Or are the chances to get tickets there too bad? Many thanks guys and good luck to everyone trying to get tickets on Wendesday! suit |
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on Sept 14, 2015 23:35:51 GMT
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Post by stiktilt on Sept 15, 2015 3:02:41 GMT
Tickets go on sale Wednesday at 10am. So for NYC it would be 5am  Cheers! will set the alarm! How many do you want me to try for? Cheers! |
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Post by Aza on Sept 15, 2015 6:18:39 GMT
Wow that's very kind Just 2 please. Thank you! |
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Post by dodcoquelicot on Sept 15, 2015 7:31:07 GMT
This photo is very very great ! Yeah, I don't know who took it, but it's a good one. It kinda sums up the balloon thing. Confused adults thrusting money at uninterested Dismalites. It males me think on Wall Street the stock exchange of new-yrok during the great depression |
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Post by dodcoquelicot on Sept 15, 2015 7:32:13 GMT
How did you manage to get one my bro ? Is tehre is a secret word to say or to whisper at ears ' staff ? " Royston " maybe ;-) |
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Post by hunter007 on Sept 15, 2015 9:03:39 GMT
How did you manage to get one my bro ? Is tehre is a secret word to say or to whisper at ears ' staff ? " Royston " maybe ;-) Hi, I think i just got lucky, i popped to the toilet, (Thats where they bring them from) and there was lots of people as shown in the photo chucking money at them, the lady said children only under 14's . thats when i see a man in his mid 40's ish ,say im 14 and get the last one, So i think see her walk past with one ballon , and just asked nicely and said i was 14 |
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Post by ouroboros on Sept 15, 2015 10:25:05 GMT
Adults are greedy grasping twats when it comes to the balloons. I had some vulgar shithole push past me and say to my daughter- "buy me a balloon" and give her £5 to do it.
They pay £5 so they can take an ironic selfie and get 30 likes from their bearded fellow travellers. fuckin' lol.
the docile fuckpigs
These fuckers should be beaten to death with their rolled up copy of vice and their shitty iphone6's.
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Post by hunter007 on Sept 15, 2015 10:51:03 GMT
Adults are greedy grasping twats when it comes to the balloons. I had some vulgar shithole push past me and say to my daughter- "buy me a balloon" and give her £5 to do it. They pay £5 so they can take an ironic selfie and get 30 likes from their bearded fellow travellers. fuckin' lol. the docile fuckpigs These fuckers should be beaten to death with their rolled up copy of vice and their shitty iphone6's. Ha , i assure you i was not one of these people. I only got 12 likes, and i dont own or ever have a apple product, , guess you didnt get a balloon ha |
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Post by ouroboros on Sept 15, 2015 11:17:23 GMT
I currently have a house full of the kids deflating balloons
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Post by hunter007 on Sept 15, 2015 11:20:00 GMT
I currently have a house full of the kids deflating balloons ha excellent |
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Post by ouroboros on Sept 15, 2015 12:06:09 GMT
I hate to see these 'flating - would DIY expanding foam work as a means to give them some body ? or would the foam be corrosive to the bloon ?
I also have to think about how the foam would "cure" if it was in a non open air environment...
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Post by Dr. Plip on Sept 15, 2015 12:09:57 GMT
I currently have a house full of the kids deflating balloons Are all your voices at a slightly higher pitch than usual? |
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Post by hunter007 on Sept 15, 2015 12:12:22 GMT
I hate to see these 'flating - would DIY expanding foam work as a means to give them some body ? or would the foam be corrosive to the bloon ? I also have to think about how the foam would "cure" if it was in a non open air environment... I wouldnt worry, i was the one asking them too, you could just block me to save you any further pain |
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Post by someonesbrain on Sept 15, 2015 12:12:14 GMT
Adults are greedy grasping twats when it comes to the balloons. I had some vulgar shithole push past me and say to my daughter- "buy me a balloon" and give her £5 to do it. Hey, do you accept as an excuse that I didn't know it was your daughter ... ?  Just kidding, I wasn't there yet and will not be able to take a visit. Is there really such a mess to get these balloons? Unbelievable. |
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Post by Dr. Plip on Sept 15, 2015 12:13:12 GMT
Adults are greedy grasping twats when it comes to the balloons. I had some vulgar shithole push past me and say to my daughter- "buy me a balloon" and give her £5 to do it. They pay £5 so they can take an ironic selfie and get 30 likes from their bearded fellow travellers. fuckin' lol. the docile fuckpigs These fuckers should be beaten to death with their rolled up copy of vice and their shitty iphone6's. That's crappy. Some people are real jerks. And you're not wrong, when I was there, I saw a few people having their balloons borrowed by strangers for selfies. |
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Post by ouroboros on Sept 15, 2015 12:15:08 GMT
I hate to see these 'flating - would DIY expanding foam work as a means to give them some body ? or would the foam be corrosive to the bloon ? I also have to think about how the foam would "cure" if it was in a non open air environment... I wouldnt worry, i was the one asking them too, you could just block me to save you any further pain whatevz may get a foil bloon from the local shop and see what happens if I expanding foam it up |
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Post by hunter007 on Sept 15, 2015 12:17:43 GMT
I wouldnt worry, i was the one asking them too, you could just block me to save you any further pain whatevz may get a foil bloon from the local shop and see what happens if I expanding foam it up Sorry im a little confused, you were not being sarcastic ? |
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Post by hunter007 on Sept 15, 2015 12:19:01 GMT
Adults are greedy grasping twats when it comes to the balloons. I had some vulgar shithole push past me and say to my daughter- "buy me a balloon" and give her £5 to do it. They pay £5 so they can take an ironic selfie and get 30 likes from their bearded fellow travellers. fuckin' lol. the docile fuckpigs These fuckers should be beaten to death with their rolled up copy of vice and their shitty iphone6's. That's crappy. Some people are real jerks. And you're not wrong, when I was there, I saw a few people having their balloons borrowed by strangers for selfies. Ha this happened to me, Guy said alright mate can i hold your ballon/ . I was like erm why ? for a photo , erm yeah ok then go for it |
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Post by ouroboros on Sept 15, 2015 12:24:29 GMT
Adults are greedy grasping twats when it comes to the balloons. I had some vulgar shithole push past me and say to my daughter- "buy me a balloon" and give her £5 to do it. Hey, do you accept as an excuse that I didn't know it was your daughter ... ? Just kidding, I wasn't there yet and will not be able to take a visit. Is there really such a mess to get these balloons? Unbelievable. It really is strange. as soon as one of the staff comes out with a bundle of bloons, they are surrounded by adults, thrusting money at them. its a fucking bloon. There is an area of observation that notes how various social groups ( <28 years) regress towards accepted infantile reference points as part of their "play". cauight between the adolesencent and adult stages, there can be this adoption going on.This has been around for a long time and not just for bearded hoxton prigs.You can however see this in action, with hipster vermin for eg opening a breakfast cereal café, a take out that only does crisp sandwiches and the fetishisation of pop ups where you eat with your hands ( eg most dirty burgers). this has no place in an art forum though. I cant be qrsed |
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Post by ouroboros on Sept 15, 2015 12:25:25 GMT
whatevz may get a foil bloon from the local shop and see what happens if I expanding foam it up Sorry im a little confused, you were not being sarcastic ? everything I post is bile spattered sarcasm. most of the time. sometimes |
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Post by dashboll on Sept 15, 2015 18:25:21 GMT
Just got a ticket on secondary (i know ) but it's in a female name, will this be a problem? |
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Post by happymeal on Sept 15, 2015 18:28:22 GMT
Just got a ticket on secondary (i know ) but it's in a female name, will this be a problem? No, wouldn't think so. The scanner doesn't care. |
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Post by IggyWiggy on Sept 15, 2015 18:29:13 GMT
Just got a ticket on secondary (i know ) but it's in a female name, will this be a problem? Just make sure you dress the part. |
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Post by L'il Bird on Sept 15, 2015 18:34:17 GMT
I hate to see these 'flating - would DIY expanding foam work as a means to give them some body ? or would the foam be corrosive to the bloon ? I also have to think about how the foam would "cure" if it was in a non open air environment... I tried this once on a Dface foil dog balloon... It failed miserably |
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So does anyone know if you can buy tickets there? If so: What are the chances to get some? When do I have to be there? I am thinking about travelling to Dismaland this weekend but as I am from Germany the travel would be quite expensive and take a lot of time ... Is it worth the risk without having tickets? Or are the chances to get tickets there too bad? 
