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Post by Dr. Plip on Sept 12, 2015 15:35:56 GMT
To celebrate my inevitable 1000th post on here, I have decided somebody should win something. Simply "like" this post, and you could be in with a chance to walk away with this money-probably-wouldn't-buy Dismal prize package: A Paralysed Action Man Postcard from Darren Cullen. This card is double-sided, so it technically counts as TWO prizes. It's also a rare variant, as it is one of the few NOT signed by the wonderful Mr Cullen. An authentic and genuine Dismaland Receipt, as used in the production of the Dismaland show. Found on the floor of the gift shop, who knows what was purchased for £5? It comes in authentic "street art condition" with multiple creases, wear and footprint damage. It's possible this may have been stepped on by Banksy himself??? A very scarce and sought-after Dr Plip badge. People have cried trying to obtain these. And by people, I mean Dr Plip. An amazing and original Dismaland sketch on a piece of authentic scrap paper. You've seen these auctioned the shit out of on eBay, well now's your chance to own one of your very own. These sketches were allegedly handed out by a mysteriously fictitious hooded man. Was it Banksy? Was it a member of the Dismaland PR team? Was it one of the builders? I don't know. What I do know is, I drew it. Actually, I'm 99.9% certain that I drew it, BUT I have been wrong before. It comes complete with the Post Office Recorded Mail sticker on the reverse, proving that it has a Post Office Recorded Mail sticker on the reverse. All of this loveliness comes housed in an original Dismaland carrier bag. Available only in the Dismaland gift ship, you can be the envy of your friends and strangers this Autumn by carrying your wallet, iPhone and the rest of your shit around in this plain, yet stylish, white carrier bag. Swing it proudly as you walk down Kensington High Street, turning heads and drawing attention as you go. (May have some handle damage)  There is no cash alternative for this prize package, and by that, I mean this stuff is pretty much un-eBayable. Prizes are non-returnable and it is the prize-winner's responsibility to ensure that their home and contents insurance is adjusted accordingly. Be lucky. |
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Post by IggyWiggy on Sept 12, 2015 16:10:22 GMT
To celebrate my inevitable 1000th post on here, I have decided somebody should win something. Simply "like" this post, and you could be in with a chance to walk away with this money-probably-wouldn't-buy Dismal prize package: A Paralysed Action Man Postcard from Darren Cullen. This card is double-sided, so it technically counts as TWO prizes. It's also a rare variant, as it is one of the few NOT signed by the wonderful Mr Cullen. An authentic and genuine Dismaland Receipt, as used in the production of the Dismaland show. Found on the floor of the gift shop, who knows what was purchased for £5? It comes in authentic "street art condition" with multiple creases, wear and footprint damage. It's possible this may have been stepped on by Banksy himself??? A very scarce and sought-after Dr Plip badge. People have cried trying to obtain these. And by people, I mean Dr Plip. An amazing and original Dismaland sketch on a piece of authentic scrap paper. You've seen these auctioned the shit out of on eBay, well now's your chance to own one of your very own. These sketches were allegedly handed out by a mysteriously fictitious hooded man. Was it Banksy? Was it a member of the Dismaland PR team? Was it one of the builders? I don't know. What I do know is, I drew it. Actually, I'm 99.9% certain that I drew it, BUT I have been wrong before. It comes complete with the Post Office Recorded Mail sticker on the reverse, proving that it has a Post Office Recorded Mail sticker on the reverse. All of this loveliness comes housed in an original Dismaland carrier bag. Available only in the Dismaland gift ship, you can be the envy of your friends and strangers this Autumn by carrying your wallet, iPhone and the rest of your shit around in this plain, yet stylish, white carrier bag. Swing it proudly as you walk down Kensington High Street, turning heads and drawing attention as you go. (May have some handle damage) There is no cash alternative for this prize package, and by that I mean, this stuff is pretty much un-eBayable. Prizes are non-returnable and it is the prize-winner's responsibility to ensure that their home and contents insurance is adjusted accordingly. Be lucky. Wonderful! Congrats on your impending 1000th! May i be the first to thank you for every single pearl of wisdom and bit of artistic fanciness that you bestow on this place? Yes i may. |
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Post by Dr. Plip on Sept 12, 2015 16:18:31 GMT
You watch me go and die now.
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Post by IggyWiggy on Sept 12, 2015 16:22:55 GMT
You watch me go and die now. Apologies in advance for my bitter eulogy. 'So, he only goes and starts this giveaway right? ...' |
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Post by dashboll on Sept 12, 2015 16:57:59 GMT
Very kind gesture, I'd love to enter for the badge, I'd wear it all the time. I've already got a dismaland sketch, that was bad timing, got mine off the bay, was only a grand, but that's cheap for a banksy OG. I would pass it on to another member, but fuck it, I'll have two and retire on the proceeds. Have you considered writing your 1000th post in advance? Don't die just yet, this place would be shit without you (and to a lesser degree IggyWiggy but I reckon someone could replace them fairly easily. Unless you are IggyWiggy and have gone fight club?) Right, back to the weekend drinking. Still don't want to chat with you. |
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Post by IggyWiggy on Sept 12, 2015 17:09:21 GMT
Very kind gesture, I'd love to enter for the badge, I'd wear it all the time. I've already got a dismaland sketch, that was bad timing, got mine off the bay, was only a grand, but that's cheap for a banksy OG. I would pass it on to another member, but fuck it, I'll have two and retire on the proceeds. Have you considered writing your 1000th post in advance? Don't die just yet, this place would be shit without you (and to a lesser degree IggyWiggy but I reckon someone could replace them fairly easily. Unless you are IggyWiggy and have gone fight club?) Right, back to the weekend drinking. Still don't want to chat with you.  |
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Post by dashboll on Sept 12, 2015 17:28:00 GMT
Very kind gesture, I'd love to enter for the badge, I'd wear it all the time. I've already got a dismaland sketch, that was bad timing, got mine off the bay, was only a grand, but that's cheap for a banksy OG. I would pass it on to another member, but fuck it, I'll have two and retire on the proceeds. Have you considered writing your 1000th post in advance? Don't die just yet, this place would be shit without you (and to a lesser degree IggyWiggy but I reckon someone could replace them fairly easily. Unless you are IggyWiggy and have gone fight club?) Right, back to the weekend drinking. Still don't want to chat with you. I know you know I love you more than I love my children |
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Post by IggyWiggy on Sept 12, 2015 17:34:32 GMT
I know you know I love you more than I love my children I know you know that you live in the bedsit opposite mine and that your 'children' are your completed set of panini world cup '86 stickers, unmounted. |
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Post by dashboll on Sept 12, 2015 17:46:25 GMT
I know you know I love you more than I love my children I know you know that you live in the bedsit opposite mine and that your 'children' are your completed set of panini world cup '86 stickers, unmounted. they are still in their original packets actually, just like that huge pile of pre internet Euro-porn piled up on your windowsill. |
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Post by IggyWiggy on Sept 12, 2015 17:49:32 GMT
I know you know that you live in the bedsit opposite mine and that your 'children' are your completed set of panini world cup '86 stickers, unmounted. they are still in their original packets actually, just like that huge pile of pre internet Euro-porn piled up on your windowsill. ... i'm proud to say. Is that what the experts call it? Euro-porn? Hypenated and all? You truly are the expert in your field. |
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Post by IggyWiggy on Sept 12, 2015 17:55:07 GMT
Where were we, something about a giveaway ...
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Post by adman on Sept 12, 2015 17:57:26 GMT
I know you know that you live in the bedsit opposite mine and that your 'children' are your completed set of panini world cup '86 stickers, unmounted. they are still in their original packets actually, just like that huge pile of pre internet Euro-porn piled up on your windowsill. Eurosmut (non hyphenated). Exotic! |
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Post by sturban on Sept 12, 2015 18:30:03 GMT
Where were we, something about a giveaway ... A completely shit giveaway too. I nearly clicked 'like' on Plip's post as it is very amusing and then realised I would be entering his shit competition and possibly winning the shit prizes he has on offer. Thanks but no thanks Dr.Plip.. Dr.Plip? Dr.Plip! Are you OK? DR.PLIP.... |
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Post by dashboll on Sept 12, 2015 19:36:14 GMT
Where were we, something about a giveaway ... A completely shit giveaway too. I nearly clicked 'like' on Plip's post as it is very amusing and then realised I would be entering his shit competition and possibly winning the shit prizes he has on offer. Thanks but no thanks Dr.Plip.. Dr.Plip? Dr.Plip! Are you OK? DR.PLIP.... didn't you see the bit about a badge? |
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Post by sturban on Sept 12, 2015 20:06:14 GMT
A completely shit giveaway too. I nearly clicked 'like' on Plip's post as it is very amusing and then realised I would be entering his shit competition and possibly winning the shit prizes he has on offer. Thanks but no thanks Dr.Plip.. Dr.Plip? Dr.Plip! Are you OK? DR.PLIP.... didn't you see the bit about a badge? Yeah OK, I admit I was tempted when I saw the badge. But just not enough to receive the rest of the waste through my door. |
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Post by IggyWiggy on Sept 12, 2015 20:13:53 GMT
I like it, it's carefully considered and thoughtfully outlined. And, as it is written,
From his presence earth and sky fled away, and no place was found for them. And I saw the dead, great and small, standing before the throne, and books were opened. Then another book was opened, which is the book of life. And the dead were judged by what badges they wore, according to what they had done.
I know not everyone believes, but still ...
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Post by dashboll on Sept 12, 2015 20:32:06 GMT
I like it, it's carefully considered and thoughtfully outlined. And, as it is written, From his presence earth and sky fled away, and no place was found for them. And I saw the dead, great and small, standing before the throne, and books were opened. Then another book was opened, which is the book of life. And the dead were judged by what badges they wore, according to what they had done. I know not everyone believes, but still ...   All my badges are above. I didn't realise that's how judgement day worked |
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Post by IggyWiggy on Sept 12, 2015 20:38:02 GMT
I like it, it's carefully considered and thoughtfully outlined. And, as it is written, From his presence earth and sky fled away, and no place was found for them. And I saw the dead, great and small, standing before the throne, and books were opened. Then another book was opened, which is the book of life. And the dead were judged by what badges they wore, according to what they had done. I know not everyone believes, but still ... All my badges are above. I didn't realise that's how judgement day worked Well now you know, so make sure you wear them everyday for the rest of your life, to be sure like |
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Post by Dr. Plip on Sept 13, 2015 8:53:01 GMT
Very kind gesture, I'd love to enter for the badge, I'd wear it all the time. I've already got a dismaland sketch, that was bad timing, got mine off the bay, was only a grand, but that's cheap for a banksy OG. I would pass it on to another member, but fuck it, I'll have two and retire on the proceeds. Have you considered writing your 1000th post in advance? Don't die just yet, this place would be shit without you (and to a lesser degree IggyWiggy but I reckon someone could replace them fairly easily. Unless you are IggyWiggy and have gone fight club?) Right, back to the weekend drinking. Still don't want to chat with you. My 1000th post could be my resignation letter. Shortly after posting, a jet of gas will squirt through my keyhole, I'll pass out and then wake up in "The Park". Every escape attempt foiled by one of Damien Hirst's angry balls. |
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Post by Dr. Plip on Sept 13, 2015 8:54:39 GMT
Where were we, something about a giveaway ... A completely shit giveaway too. I nearly clicked 'like' on Plip's post as it is very amusing and then realised I would be entering his shit competition and possibly winning the shit prizes he has on offer. Thanks but no thanks Dr.Plip.. Dr.Plip? Dr.Plip! Are you OK? DR.PLIP.... Some people want the moon on a stick. |
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Post by dashboll on Sept 13, 2015 15:14:12 GMT
A completely shit giveaway too. I nearly clicked 'like' on Plip's post as it is very amusing and then realised I would be entering his shit competition and possibly winning the shit prizes he has on offer. Thanks but no thanks Dr.Plip.. Dr.Plip? Dr.Plip! Are you OK? DR.PLIP.... Some people want the moon on a stick. 4 posts to go, I'm anticipating the secret of life and the universe to be revealed. Just wanted to set expectations. |
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Post by Dr. Plip on Sept 15, 2015 22:15:46 GMT
Last call for entries. I'll shut this down tomorrow and make the draw later in the day (Wednesday). If I die in my sleep tonight, I want you all to remarry.
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Post by stiktilt on Sept 16, 2015 13:26:44 GMT
Count me in
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Post by Dr. Plip on Sept 16, 2015 21:47:16 GMT
Competition closed. Thanks to all that entered. The draw will take place once I've got my camera to work. Live your lives.
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Post by ouroboros on Sept 16, 2015 22:16:25 GMT
bah, another missed opportunity to get shite and leave it lying around the house.
PS I have been gifted soemthing from Dismaland that was not used and was being dumped, but its pretty recognisable. I may chuck it on the Syria thread after DM has finished as not to get anyone into trouble
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