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Post by IggyWiggy on Jan 16, 2016 14:03:52 GMT
Don't freak out, but I think you may be some kind of messiah  |
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Post by someonesbrain on Jan 16, 2016 23:17:19 GMT
Don't freak out, but I think you may be some kind of messiah Jehova Jehova |
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Post by Still Hate Thatcher on Jan 17, 2016 10:25:46 GMT
Part of my "Nudes In Front Of Charity Shops" series. Or Thrift Stores, as they're known to my North American cousins. I've drawn about 50 of these. Ideally to be published and released as a book. Ideally pop-up.
I like these. Kinda like Jerry C Smith...    |
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Post by dodcoquelicot on Jan 17, 2016 12:52:39 GMT
Don't freak out, but I think you may be some kind of messiah i got the same face lol |
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Jan 17, 2016 14:48:05 GMT
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Post by dodcoquelicot on Jan 17, 2016 14:48:05 GMT
Where is Plip 's banner ? Snow has recovered it ?
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Post by Dr. Plip on Jan 17, 2016 15:20:38 GMT
Where is Plip 's banner ? Snow has recovered it ? Greetings from the snowy wasteland of England. I have just a few minutes to respond to your comment before I climb inside my dead Tauntaun, while I await rescue by the army. If you mean the NBF banner, that has been retired and there's a call-out for submissions for a new banner. If you mean the sponsored artist banner, then that should still be there? |
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Post by IggyWiggy on Jan 17, 2016 16:04:35 GMT
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Post by dodcoquelicot on Jan 17, 2016 17:52:32 GMT
No , yours of course ...
Not any new year postcard in view for doc Royston ? ;-)
It's so cold in my lonely country..
Bit of English heat should be great !
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on Jan 18, 2016 0:09:44 GMT
if we see something on your FB we'd like to purchase, how do we do so? i don't see a shop or anything
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Post by Dr. Plip on Jan 18, 2016 11:50:07 GMT
if we see something on your FB we'd like to purchase, how do we do so? i don't see a shop or anything That is a brilliant question. And as soon as I have a useful answer for you, I'll let you know. I was hoping to tell BigCartel where to go, but now it looks like I'll have to go crawling back to them.
Being an artist in the modern world is fucking hard. Van Gogh would have never tolerated all this online stuff. I was actually tempted to go down the van Gogh route and get my brother to sell my artwork. But he owns a chip shop and said that my drawings make his customers sad.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2016 13:58:07 GMT
if we see something on your FB we'd like to purchase, how do we do so? i don't see a shop or anything That is a brilliant question. And as soon as I have a useful answer for you, I'll let you know. I was hoping to tell BigCartel where to go, but now it looks like I'll have to go crawling back to them.
Being an artist in the modern world is fucking hard. Van Gogh would have never tolerated all this online stuff. I was actually tempted to go down the van Gogh route and get my brother to sell my artwork. But he owns a chip shop and said that my drawings make his customers sad.
Nonsense DrP. Your brothers customers are sad because they have a poor diet, tell your brother to add curly kale, bananas and Brazil nuts to the menu he'll get happier customers who will be capable of enjoying your art and life. |
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Post by dashboll on Jan 18, 2016 17:14:41 GMT
That is a brilliant question. And as soon as I have a useful answer for you, I'll let you know. I was hoping to tell BigCartel where to go, but now it looks like I'll have to go crawling back to them.
Being an artist in the modern world is fucking hard. Van Gogh would have never tolerated all this online stuff. I was actually tempted to go down the van Gogh route and get my brother to sell my artwork. But he owns a chip shop and said that my drawings make his customers sad.
Nonsense DrP. Your brothers customers are sad because they have a poor diet, tell your brother to add curly kale, bananas and Brazil nuts to the menu he'll get happier customers who will be capable of enjoying your art and life. Sounds like you've got a chip on your shoulder |
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Post by Aza on Jan 18, 2016 18:03:31 GMT
Hopefully you'll have some work available before the Sponsored Artist slot is finished!  Always so subversive! |
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Post by Dr. Plip on Jan 18, 2016 19:42:57 GMT
Hopefully you'll have some work available before the Sponsored Artist slot is finished! Always so subversive!  |
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Post by Dr. Plip on Jan 20, 2016 10:14:26 GMT
Well, it's that time of year again. The time when artists around the world suddenly find inspiration in hearts and all things romantic. And my washing machine has broken. In the spirit of this romantically inspired period, I am opening my creative heart and letting my artistic juices once again flow onto paper. Not only that, but to show my love for you and money, I'm slashing my usual commission prices. Are you stuck, both in a relationship and for Valentine's Day gift ideas? Terrified at the prospect of another day of not talking to each other, simple because you bought your significant other some boring flowers or a DVD? Want to show them just how much you care about them? Then why not pay me, an artist, to draw them? Give them the gift of art this Valentine's Day. And we all know that you can't spell "Heart" without "Art"...... For just £15, I will draw your significant other, in ink, on paper. And what's £15 these days? Half a red rose? A couple of packets of cigarettes? A take-away meal for one? You don't even have to show me a picture of them. In fact, it's better if I don't know what they look like, that way, I can't be realistically expected to capture their likeness. Simply tell me a few things about them, their likes or dislikes, and I can create something like this;  I can also do pets, if your significant other is a non-human animal and you like to buy them Valentine's gifts.  Simply contact me either through here or my Facebook page. TERMS & CONDITIONS: Size of the paper will be A4. If you want smaller, it's your job to cut it down to the size you require. Want it larger, then it's your job to stick bits of paper to the outside of it. Likenesses may vary. Some drawings will undoubtedly be better than others. Like in life, you (or your partner) may end up disappointed. For drawings with multiple figures, more money will be required. I don't do crowd scenes. If the subject of the drawing is in a wheelchair or has a physical disability (not including complete blindness), then for fuck's sake please tell me beforehand. Please keep in mind that the closer to February 14th, the harder it will be for me to get the drawing to you in time for Valentine's Day. I reserve the right to cease taking commissions at any time, or once I have enough money for a new washing machine. |
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on Jan 20, 2016 13:12:34 GMT
Well, it's that time of year again. The time when artists around the world suddenly find inspiration in hearts and all things romantic. And my washing machine has broken. In the spirit of this romantically inspired period, I am opening my creative heart and letting my artistic juices once again flow onto paper. Not only that, but to show my love for you and money, I'm slashing my usual commission prices. Are you stuck, both in a relationship and for Valentine's Day gift ideas? Terrified at the prospect of another day of not talking to each other, simple because you bought your significant other some boring flowers or a DVD? Want to show them just how much you care about them? Then why not pay me, an artist, to draw them? Give them the gift of art this Valentine's Day. And we all know that you can't spell "Heart" without "Art"...... For just £15, I will draw your significant other, in ink, on paper. And what's £15 these days? Half a red rose? A couple of packets of cigarettes? A take-away meal for one? You don't even have to show me a picture of them. In fact, it's better if I don't know what they look like, that way, I can't be realistically expected to capture their likeness. Simply tell me a few things about them, their likes or dislikes, and I can create something like this; I can also do pets, if your significant other is a non-human animal and you like to buy them Valentine's gifts. Simply contact me either through here or my Facebook page. TERMS & CONDITIONS: Size of the paper will be A4. If you want smaller, it's your job to cut it down to the size you require. Want it larger, then it's your job to stick bits of paper to the outside of it. Likenesses may vary. Some drawings will undoubtedly be better than others. Like in life, you (or your partner) may end up disappointed. For drawings with multiple figures, more money will be required. I don't do crowd scenes. If the subject of the drawing is in a wheelchair or has a physical disability (not including complete blindness), then for fuck's sake please tell me beforehand. Please keep in mind that the closer to February 14th, the harder it will be for me to get the drawing to you in time for Valentine's Day. I reserve the right to cease taking commissions at any time, or once I have enough money for a new washing machine. I'm in can you tell my wife that I want a divorce? i don't have the heart/balls to tell her |
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Post by someonesbrain on Jan 20, 2016 19:04:04 GMT
I wish I got a penny every time I heard that sentence before. |
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Post by dashboll on Jan 20, 2016 19:17:14 GMT
Can do you a man having a challenging wank to your nudes in front of a charity shop with a rose in their mouth Dr. Plip? |
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Post by IggyWiggy on Jan 20, 2016 19:42:12 GMT
Can do you a man having a challenging wank to your nudes in front of a charity shop with a rose in their mouth Dr. Plip ? And can he have no heart, no balls and a big sack of pennies? |
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Post by stender on Jan 20, 2016 20:06:09 GMT
pLip can you do a banner without any tits,dicks,vag's or umbilicals please. I had to stop coming on here as i felt like I was on some paedo website at work and looked vary sheepish at my desk. At home I had to click off when the kids came in the room rather than have to explain who tracey emin was. It's bad enough people at work thinking I'm a Bowie fanatic.
p.s you are limiting your market sticking to A4. You would need at least A1 to get my wife arse in the pic.
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Post by Dr. Plip on Jan 20, 2016 20:53:32 GMT
pLip can you do a banner without any tits,dicks,vag's or umbilicals please. I had to stop coming on here as i felt like I was on some paedo website at work and looked vary sheepish at my desk. At home I had to click off when the kids came in the room rather than have to explain who tracey emin was. It's bad enough people at work thinking I'm a Bowie fanatic. p.s you are limiting your market sticking to A4. You would need at least A1 to get my wife arse in the pic. That's unfortunate about the banner. The good news is, after Bowie, the banner will be created by someone else now. I'm sure it will be a more traditional and user-friendly design. I'm looking forward to seeing it. I come here to get away from my artwork. |
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Post by Dr. Plip on Jan 20, 2016 20:54:13 GMT
Well, it's that time of year again. The time when artists around the world suddenly find inspiration in hearts and all things romantic. And my washing machine has broken. In the spirit of this romantically inspired period, I am opening my creative heart and letting my artistic juices once again flow onto paper. Not only that, but to show my love for you and money, I'm slashing my usual commission prices. Are you stuck, both in a relationship and for Valentine's Day gift ideas? Terrified at the prospect of another day of not talking to each other, simple because you bought your significant other some boring flowers or a DVD? Want to show them just how much you care about them? Then why not pay me, an artist, to draw them? Give them the gift of art this Valentine's Day. And we all know that you can't spell "Heart" without "Art"...... For just £15, I will draw your significant other, in ink, on paper. And what's £15 these days? Half a red rose? A couple of packets of cigarettes? A take-away meal for one? You don't even have to show me a picture of them. In fact, it's better if I don't know what they look like, that way, I can't be realistically expected to capture their likeness. Simply tell me a few things about them, their likes or dislikes, and I can create something like this; I can also do pets, if your significant other is a non-human animal and you like to buy them Valentine's gifts. Simply contact me either through here or my Facebook page. TERMS & CONDITIONS: Size of the paper will be A4. If you want smaller, it's your job to cut it down to the size you require. Want it larger, then it's your job to stick bits of paper to the outside of it. Likenesses may vary. Some drawings will undoubtedly be better than others. Like in life, you (or your partner) may end up disappointed. For drawings with multiple figures, more money will be required. I don't do crowd scenes. If the subject of the drawing is in a wheelchair or has a physical disability (not including complete blindness), then for fuck's sake please tell me beforehand. Please keep in mind that the closer to February 14th, the harder it will be for me to get the drawing to you in time for Valentine's Day. I reserve the right to cease taking commissions at any time, or once I have enough money for a new washing machine. I'm in can you tell my wife that I want a divorce? i don't have the heart/balls to tell her I just messaged her. |
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on Jan 20, 2016 21:48:36 GMT
pLip can you do a banner without any tits,dicks,vag's or umbilicals please. I had to stop coming on here as i felt like I was on some paedo website at work and looked vary sheepish at my desk. At home I had to click off when the kids came in the room rather than have to explain who tracey emin was. It's bad enough people at work thinking I'm a Bowie fanatic. p.s you are limiting your market sticking to A4. You would need at least A1 to get my wife arse in the pic. we need a new banner..... calling all artists |
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Post by sturban on Jan 21, 2016 0:53:25 GMT
Haha, I would love to get the missus one for valentines day, but she'd fuckin slap me.
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Post by sturban on Jan 21, 2016 1:00:00 GMT
I'm more than happy to wash your dirty undies and socks for you if you want to send them my way, but please no skids!
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