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Post by mattmoo08 on Apr 17, 2015 9:44:59 GMT
Bloke goes for a job at a blacksmith's. The blacksmith asks him 'have you ever shoe'd a horse before?' Bloke replies 'no, but I told a donkey to fuck off once'. Lmfao |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2015 12:52:12 GMT
Was in a lift in a Singapore hotel when I saw this advert for one of their restaurants. Was trying to work out whether it was the private parts of a Bambi type creature or just exspensive knob soup..........never booked a table to find out mind  |
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Post by bejwee77 on Apr 17, 2015 15:28:11 GMT
Add another one - "pukka".
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Post by dashboll on Apr 17, 2015 15:44:49 GMT
Add another one - "pukka". shite? |
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Post by coach on Apr 17, 2015 15:49:36 GMT
Add another one - "pukka". A family favorite is "bobbins", meaning rubbish/bad. As in: "cnd is a pukka print, but trollies is bobbins". |
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Post by Dr. Plip on Apr 17, 2015 15:50:09 GMT
Add another one - "pukka". shite? Bostin. |
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Post by Dr. Plip on Apr 17, 2015 15:51:09 GMT
Can I just say, every time I look at those little spray cans, all I see is a tiny chorus line of singing condoms.
Carry on.
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Post by sɐǝpı ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝpǝɟ on Apr 17, 2015 16:05:50 GMT
Can I just say, every time I look at those little spray cans, all I see is a tiny chorus line of singing condoms. Carry on. dirty mind  |
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Post by smokey834 on Apr 17, 2015 17:07:22 GMT
Two strangers are waiting in line for the newest Banksy exhibit when a funeral passes by. The first guy, noticing that the other romoved his hat until the procession passed, said "That's mighty respectable of you to do that".After putting his hat back on the guy says "It's the least I could do for her. We would've been married twenty years today".
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Post by IggyWiggy on Apr 17, 2015 18:57:01 GMT
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Post by coach on Apr 17, 2015 19:20:18 GMT
I remember seeing this on the gogglebox. It's very funny! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2015 9:44:01 GMT
Add another one - "pukka". A family favorite is "bobbins", meaning rubbish/bad. As in: "cnd is a pukka print, but trollies is bobbins". You say what now?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2015 16:42:16 GMT
No offense to those of you who have previously offered art for sale with the infamous "I have no idea what this is worth, so please make an offer." Either you're lazy or just lying through your teeth hoping some idiot will offer MORE than what it's worth.
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Post by alittle on Apr 21, 2015 16:51:33 GMT
Anyone having issues with the website the last 24 hours? Seems to be some domain name issues?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2015 16:57:04 GMT
Anyone having issues with the website the last 24 hours? Seems to be some domain name issues? I couldnt log on last night through till 9 or so this morning, its been ok since though |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2015 18:45:50 GMT
Anyone having issues with the website the last 24 hours? Seems to be some domain name issues? I couldnt log on last night through till 9 or so this morning, its been ok since though Thought we had all been banned!!! |
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Post by IggyWiggy on Apr 24, 2015 18:37:10 GMT
Classic:
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Post by IggyWiggy on Apr 24, 2015 18:53:27 GMT
Okay you twisted my arm:
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Post by notUmBongo on Apr 24, 2015 18:59:58 GMT
I love this clip, he is SOOOOOO magnificently pissed - I heart him. I'm off for a succulent chinese meal, tataa and farewell. UmBongo  |
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Post by adman on Apr 24, 2015 19:09:15 GMT
These cats fucking love crispy! |
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Post by tas on May 2, 2015 1:41:55 GMT
I've never seen the angry Australian arrest video. I cannot explain the noises I made from laughing so hard. That was amazing.
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Post by IggyWiggy on May 22, 2015 19:18:35 GMT
A bloke was recording his farts to send to his homesick brother. He was particularly proud of one ...
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Post by IggyWiggy on May 22, 2015 19:27:57 GMT
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