the banter thread????????

I imagine, sir, that you must be referring to a certain travesty by a certain individual *puff*.  It is with some interest that Watson and I note he is still attempting to pass himself off as 'Kev from London' on EBeans, something unlikely to stand up in court *puff*.  

It was only yesterday,  in Castle's Tavern, that I happened upon talk of all googly eyed fish prints being work dredged from the gutter *puff*. Watson remarked anyone proclaiming to admire such perversions is a sycophantic blackguard.

Ukip MEP David Coburn Went On Periscope And Everyone Pretended They Couldn’t Hear Him







Thank goodness for people with a sense of humour.

Politics aside, I admire the British public's penchant for piss-taking and sarcasm.

Beautiful.
I also seem to remember some wag setting up a burger stand beneath the knob in the box –
providing ammo for the mob below and presumably driving Blaine to distraction on his 40 day non eating stunt.
Lovely jubbly!

Woman horrified to find she looks like Jeremy Clarkson when she 'face-swaps' with her grandmother



It's always nice to share wisdom with grandparents. They can bestow knowledge on their grandchildren, learned through many years of life, and in return the youths can teach them how to Snapchat.

This didn't turn out well for one granddaughter, however, when she found out a horrifying truth - using a 'face-swap' function on photo-sharing app Snapchat, her face superimposed on her grandmother looks like Jeremy Clarkson.

Hannah Leatherbarrow, 27, from Merseyside, had gone to visit her grandparents Clare, 86, and Frank, 84, before they went on a week-long holiday.

Before they went, she decided to teach her grandmother how to 'face-swap' on Snapchat.

When she showed the result to her grandfather he pointed out the similarity to the TV presenter.

Ms Leatherbarrow, who works as a foreign currency cashier, said: "It was a bit strange having my granddad point out that his own wife and granddaughter look like Jeremy Clarkson when they are combined but he thought it was very funny. He likes to watch Top Gear so he loved it.

"It was quite uncanny as the hair is spot on. I have tried not to take from it that I look like Jeremy Clarkson. As funny as I think he is, I would not like to look like him.

"I think the face swap stretched my face to make it fit with my nan's so my nose is longer than usual".

She doesn't think she looks like the television presenter generally. She said: "I definitely would not like to be compared to Clarkson by people in the street - I don't think that is a compliment for a girl!

"We all thought it was hilarious - I haven't shown it anyone yet who doesn't see it straight away.

"Even my mum thought it was really funny, although my husband doesn't like it too much, which is understandable.

She added: "I don't think I'll ever look at Jeremy Clarkson the same again."


www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/15/woman-horrified-to-find-she-looks-like-jeremy-clarkson-when-she/?cid=sf24440690&sf24440690=1

I'd do it for 1 million

I blame the banks and loan companies

"It was pretty awesome. I had a good time up there that's for sure. I was just doing what most young guys do when they're that age and they've got a bucket load of cash - just having fun and partying."